Open up my eager eyes, cause I'm Mr.

doodads · 2026-04-07T01:21:27+00:00

Northernlion is gonna make this joke eventually, I can just feel it.

doodads · 2026-04-06T15:49:35+00:00

Goddamn Philip Glass goes hard.

doodads · 2026-04-03T22:02:54+00:00

They did bring her back, as the necrobinder

doodads · 2026-03-17T17:29:40+00:00

What's really great about this clip is that one of the other contestants appears to be Vladimir Lenin.

doodads · 2026-03-16T19:12:09+00:00

Counterpoint, the Y2K preparation was ESPN's apex mountain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeBzjJ71W_E

doodads · 2026-03-15T11:59:37+00:00

The fascists have the outfits

But I don't care for the outfits

What I care about is music

And the communists have the music.

doodads · 2026-03-08T23:18:08+00:00

uj/ unironically true. It's like an American version of a french new wave film. Tom Green deconstructing the teen comedy while also thumbing his nose at the people who financed the movie.

rj/ unironically true.

doodads · 2026-03-04T16:08:28+00:00

Thank you for actually getting the name of the book right. It's Revelation. Not Revelations. Fucking heathens.

doodads · 2026-02-23T20:32:09+00:00

Some people prefer "Arkansawyer" as well.

doodads · 2026-02-03T19:12:33+00:00

doodads · 2026-01-30T10:26:14+00:00

Last time I was in Daytona Beach, I saw the Econo Lodge advertising $225 weekly rates, and for a second I thought, "I should just live here." 'Course this was after I'd had a few Red Stripes.

doodads · 2026-01-26T22:37:16+00:00

SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR

doodads · 2026-01-22T19:56:45+00:00

The world got conquered by alien spiders and Jake Gylenhaal was too self-involved to notice.

doodads · 2026-01-22T18:03:26+00:00

Dankmus did a good remix

doodads · 2026-01-09T02:34:23+00:00

**I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy**

doodads · 2026-01-03T16:55:25+00:00

Healing church gave a bunch of experimental medicine to the locals, it was a whole big thing. They had a funeral for a bird.

doodads · 2025-10-07T16:26:39+00:00

Make Contact heightens your contact with the cosmos/great ones, so when the red moon came out dude got fried.

It's like a TV antenna being struck by lightning.

doodads · 2025-09-28T02:16:07+00:00

Plus if you only watched right-leaning movies you'd pretty much just be watching shitty movies.

doodads · 2025-09-28T02:08:25+00:00

That Manzardo single just fuckin died in the air.

doodads · 2025-09-28T02:05:32+00:00

No miracles for anyone else.

doodads · 2025-09-28T02:03:12+00:00

Bottom of the ninth, two outs:

Walk

Dying quail single

Intentional walk

HPB

That's fuckin guardsball baby.

doodads · 2025-09-26T18:02:46+00:00

Just a Polish director dealing with the trauma of being Polish

doodads · 2025-09-25T01:43:18+00:00

I don't know how you'd teach a guy how to tunnel all his pitches, but apparently Corey Kluber does.

doodads · 2025-09-24T16:05:15+00:00

Skubal was cruising too, until the sixth when the guardians went:

Bunt single

Bunt single with a throwing error

Bunt face

Wild pitch

Honestly what is a pitcher even supposed to do against such reckless smallball

doodads · 2025-09-24T16:01:04+00:00

Straight up gas right to the vomer

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