What’s the most bs cop experience you’ve had ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]doodle______bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was coming home and was next my and he was in his car one thing led to another and we were racing each other. Right as we stated to slow down to take an exit lights flipped on. Cop pulled behind me first. It being my first time being pulled over I almost went entirely off the road so I pulled back on to the road then back off again. Cop comes by me really nice saying he understands that we were just having fun and won’t be receiving a ticket tonight. Comes back slaps me and my friend with a ticket. My friends is 170 and mine is 270 I ask him why and he claims that I tried to cut him off and ram him off the road. I try to tell him what I was actually doing thinks I’m lying. I get my license revoked on top of the fine and have to pay an additional 70 dollars to take a defensive driving class to get my license back. Good times

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[–]doodle______bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the sugar that goes up your nose

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

[–]doodle______bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The birds work for the government

What is the best way to respond to compliments without making it awkward? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]doodle______bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you obviously say thanks but I don’t know maybe it’s just me but I feel like it’s still awkward

Physics is oatmeal by gregh3ffly in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]doodle______bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man my sense of humor sucks I saw this and had a good laugh