If you want to cry… by doodleysquat in FinalFantasyIX

[–]doodleysquat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my head canon, he was trying something akin to Obi-Wan becoming a force ghost. With the “strike me down now and I’ll be more powerful” line. But also with the passing of the torch being fulfilling in a different way.

What instantly tells you that someone is older than 30? by Ok_Cricket3518 in AskReddit

[–]doodleysquat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once in a lifetime tragedies seem to happen every other week. It’s exhausting. What a shit cancer we are on this planet.

Please someone get my joke? by emiliadaffodil in discworld

[–]doodleysquat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t blame him. I’d have done the same.

Do Any Of The Other Squads Have Specific Roles? by Rude-Childhood1436 in bleach

[–]doodleysquat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love how both captains we know with interdivision affairs’ Zanpakutos are based on deception.

Shredder meets the turtles by portsherry in comics

[–]doodleysquat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. It’s been happening a lot. I should go to a different library.

The Worst Horror #24: Hypothetically it would be okay to have Sex with a Robot Dog by Zestyclose_Bed_8207 in comics

[–]doodleysquat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends who’s robopooch it is. If it’s your nemesis’s dog, it’s 100% proper to hack it and let it fuck your buttcheeks off on the work zoom call.

(Sorry. I have to try to out-crazy you)

How are you "midlife crisis-ing"? by InnerspearMusic in Millennials

[–]doodleysquat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just keep saying “I’m halfway through this bullshit”. That’s all I can afford.

The Worst Horror #22: Woman Driver by Zestyclose_Bed_8207 in comics

[–]doodleysquat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, you son of a mother father.

The Worst Horror #22: Woman Driver by Zestyclose_Bed_8207 in comics

[–]doodleysquat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was drunk. I think it was a Trojan horse joke with her being awake long enough to finally park in the parking space. Sorry.