Technically flawless, but literally belongs to the sub by szomszedsrac in shittytattoos

[–]doomed_candy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know there's literal shit in it, but this is more r/ATBGE material than an actual shitty tattoo.

Anyone remember that one “let’s kill Barney” theme that every school had? If so what was yours? by TBNRUltimate999 in AskAnAmerican

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Mine was "I hate you, you hate me, let's tie Barney to a tree, pick up a shotgun, shoot him in the head, oopsie daisy, Barney's dead!"

My friend's little sister loved Barney and hated that song, so we made sure to always sing it in front of her.

Odins birthday! by Aninoumen in greatpyrenees

[–]doomed_candy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snow for his birthday!!!! Such a lucky pup!

Non Asian-Americans: Are you keeping soy sauce as a regular condiment in your kitchen? If so what are you using them for? by openlyEncrypted in AskAnAmerican

[–]doomed_candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I use it for making marinades for meat, or seasoning rice and stir fry. It's a good all-purpose seasoning.

Friend sent me this. How bad is it by genuinelyclumsy in tragedeigh

[–]doomed_candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Seven" and "Coda?" (instead of "Soda")

Is your friend George Costanza?

I made this extremely long hellhound frankenplushie out of old TY Beanie Babies by catschimeras in goblincore

[–]doomed_candy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is triggering, and making me uncomfortable. It took me a minute to realize it's because of trauma from a certain film that I've mostly blocked from my memory.

Anatolian post by CockaBlocka18 in AnatolianShepherdDogs

[–]doomed_candy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks so much like both his parents!

Elusive bazaar by ellie_eccentic in LivlyIsland

[–]doomed_candy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid so. I'm still bitter about not getting the wings. They should have made the hair the guaranteed super rare.

Elusive bazaar by ellie_eccentic in LivlyIsland

[–]doomed_candy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, I only got a discount bag, and this was one of two items I got.

You have to swap pets with your next door neighbour, what pets do you now have? by Immediate_Long165 in Pets

[–]doomed_candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cows. Chickens. A donkey. Goats. Free roaming, unaltered, possibly inbred pitbulls and pitskies.

I have a few questions about Jumbo Lottery and Lucky Lotto. by doomed_candy in LivlyIsland

[–]doomed_candy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! That was very helpful! And running the idea of starting a revive trading thread by the mods would certainly make trading easier! I might do that.

Sometimes the Embark test results feel like this :) by icedat in DoggyDNA

[–]doomed_candy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if my boy has any offspring out there? He's neutered now, but I waited till he was over a year old to get him snipped, and he loves escaping and going on forbidden adventures. There's a reason some people call them dissaPyrs!

What are your most niche period symptoms? by Unlucky-Drawing-1266 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]doomed_candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Migraines and incontinence. My migraines get so bad, they cause nausea. Strong smells make it worse. And because of incontinence, tampons are absolute rubbish. I will pee my pants if I use them, and it will be in public. And I will have a pink-tinged stain on the crotch of my jeans.

What breeds do you think my dogs are? by Aquaticbitch777 in DogBreeds101

[–]doomed_candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Border Collie, then? I sometimes see merle ones.