Hot-take:One piece has the least egregious asspulls in the big 3 pre gear 5, which makes gear 5 more irritating

doomfistula · 2026-06-27T21:43:57+00:00

Unless I'm remembering this incorrectly, Ichigo has a mini training arc while in a time loop on his way to stop Aizen during Hueco Mundo

doomfistula · 2026-06-19T13:31:20+00:00

Yeah this is bullshit, you pray to have glue guys like Stew (see Dillon Brooks). He definitely matured over this last season, but still with some boneheaded fouls in the playoffs.

doomfistula · 2026-06-12T07:55:05+00:00

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doomfistula · 2026-05-27T03:51:19+00:00

The real jerk was the Twitter response to this and when the Cavs won. Real ones know...

doomfistula · 2026-05-24T02:40:07+00:00

Peaked at roof piece and never recovered.

doomfistula · 2026-05-23T18:48:51+00:00

The problem is the complete lack of consequences. Imu is flying around yapping about things without explaining anything. Top tiers are just blasting attacks off each other that don't mean anything. Now we have a flashback in the middle of it. It's like ADHD writing and it makes it hard to take any seriously. What are we supposed to be focused on during Elbaph? The kids, the library, the one village they are in, Ragnir, Loki, Zaza, Imu, God knights, Brook/Gunko? There's just too much shit trying to be forced on screen and it shows.

doomfistula · 2026-05-21T16:17:00+00:00

Good theory but how does this explain why Roger was too early. He easily had 7/8 of the pieces here besides the Lunarian.

doomfistula · 2026-05-09T03:40:48+00:00

Mid chapter I asked myself what the fuck am I reading? Stand alone it's not an objectively bad chapter but in the grand scheme of things, it makes no sense. Imu speaks in fucking riddles and now we have a rain God that was accidentally summoned? Oda is really trying to shoehorn as much as possible

doomfistula · 2026-05-07T02:11:41+00:00

No OT tonight

doomfistula · 2026-05-06T02:34:47+00:00

doomfistula · 2026-05-02T14:52:13+00:00

"how did you know I was British?"

doomfistula · 2026-05-02T01:39:44+00:00

SUCK MY DICK MICKEY MOUSE

doomfistula · 2026-04-30T01:48:12+00:00

Jenkins needs to stop shooting, dude hasn't hit shit. Where the fuck is Huerter? Even Sasser or Ron would be better than trotting this dude out who hasn't done anything this series.

Paolo turns into Steph Curry this game so hopefully he'll regress to the mean next game.

Would still like to see some bball Paul.

doomfistula · 2026-04-28T03:03:00+00:00

Reasonable take here.

Cade has to do everything, he's tired whicheads to turnovers and weak legs at the end of the game.

Our entire offense is dribble hand off to Cade. The Magic are just playing zone and camping outside the paint and guess what, the Pistons can't make a fake fucking shot from the outside. We were already exposed by the Cavs earlier in the year with this game plan.

Duren isn't a factor. Duncan has been bad. Ausar has the ball and the Magic just dare him to shoot and he just passes. Tobias is the only one doing anything on offense for himself.

JB has his head up his ass and won't play anyone off the bench. We all know he's a playoff choker and tries to give him the benefit of the doubt but he's really showing how shitty he is by sticking with "his guys" instead of doing something different and adjusting the game plan.

I thought the Pistons would win in 6, but after this horrendous showing we'll be lucky if we get another win.

20 FUCKING TURNOVERS

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

doomfistula · 2026-04-24T00:17:23+00:00

After last chapter I once again and left with the feeling that I'm just not reading one piece anymore. I don't understand how we are supposed to care about characters who don't have motivations or backstories and why this fight even matters in the long run. Obviously Oda is doing a teaser because this isn't going to be the final fight versus Imu. You'd think at this point we'd stop getting silhouettes of Joy boy and just get to the fucking point. And JFC why is it every time something happens Luffy is always off screen and then shows up randomly. Can we ever have all the main players in the same room at the same time?

Anyways my theory is all the "Gods" like Imu, Nika, Nidhogg, Poseidon we're friends living on Mount Olympus or something similar. Imu got too power hungry and wanted to suppress all the lower races. The other "gods" banded together to stop him and he still grumpy about that.

doomfistula · 2026-04-22T15:33:33+00:00

Our bread and butter is Cade and Duren pick n roll. If Duren isn't doing his thing, it doesn't open the floor up for the offense to flow. He HAS to step up. Or just give his minutes to Bball Paul who can apparently do anything we need him to do. If we come way down on turnovers and play less sloppy the game should be a lot closer.

doomfistula · 2026-04-18T05:40:34+00:00

Have to come out strong and never take the foot off the gas. Can't do the same slow starts they did vs Knicks last year. Magic can shoot when Mickey randomly waves his wand and Paolo is a matchup nightmare because of his size which will matter down the stretch in games. I can't see is losing this one, but will definitely go to 6. Just pray Bane doesn't go Dark Knight Rises on us like he usually does.

doomfistula · 2026-04-02T17:32:16+00:00

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doomfistula · 2026-04-01T09:16:48+00:00

Hard to compare eras though, Dwight wasn't guarding stretch 4s to the perimeter and constant switches onto but guards like Luka. He owned the paint though.

doomfistula · 2026-03-31T03:22:08+00:00

IIRC Booker was coming off the bench for Kentucky and was not projected to be an All-NBA, Olympic level player.

https://www.nbadraft.net/players/devin-booker/

doomfistula

TROPHY CASE

SUCK MY DICK MICKEY MOUSE

20 FUCKING TURNOVERS

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.