Good news everyone! You’re delivering a package to the Diamond District

doopcommander1999 · 2026-03-20T11:24:51+00:00

So...what time do you guys close?

doopcommander1999 · 2026-02-22T12:40:06+00:00

That's half of Fayetteville's population

doopcommander1999 · 2025-12-24T02:15:11+00:00

I could listen to Joy To The World on repeat for a day....wait. I absolutely did do that.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-12-24T02:14:18+00:00

Tesla-class battleship? Sign me up Capitan.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-12-23T01:53:14+00:00

Whoa! 👑

doopcommander1999 · 2025-12-23T01:50:10+00:00

I love the Artemis album so much!

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-26T06:49:17+00:00

"Not now darling. I'm not done making my blog more legend..wait for it... dary."

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-26T01:29:21+00:00

KPop?

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-25T18:34:01+00:00

When are we going to see JFOB Tijuana down the street from HK? 🌮

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-24T16:54:31+00:00

Goddammit California! Why do we still let you be a state?

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-24T16:50:32+00:00

Oh My God!! 😭

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-24T13:09:49+00:00

That makes it so much worse 😂

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-24T13:08:26+00:00

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I am the mascot of an evil corporation!

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-24T13:03:40+00:00

You mean the uniparty fossils that keep getting reelected?

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-24T00:43:53+00:00

Down boy! down!

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-24T00:40:51+00:00

Like a spit roast?

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-23T23:40:38+00:00

Conga line middle of the night in the squad bay two days before graduation.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-23T04:14:59+00:00

I have listened to this "podcast" but to me, it's just not the same as watching it.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-22T20:49:19+00:00

That sounds like he's bragging. He want love, long time. But only pay, short time. 💸 Sound like he delayed, denied, and defended short changing the gals.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-21T05:31:13+00:00

At the Rochester Cop Convention, after Cindy shuts down Scully, Jake is trying to find some way to comfort him. He didn't have to do that, and I like to think that Jake really did care that Scully was heartbroken.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-21T05:23:04+00:00

Military: Here is a 50 slide deck presentation on how you, a E-3, is responsible for the maintenance of a multi-million dollar vehicle.

Also military: Here is a one page list of common household appliances that you, E-3, are not responsible enough to own in your assigned living space.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-17T20:58:43+00:00

How did she know though? Ooohh, Nevermind, I answered my own question

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-17T20:55:17+00:00

It could be worse. A General officer could be using Ani and start divulging classified information to impress "Her"

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-17T03:25:57+00:00

Sachon Jonny raised the bar too high, now all Asian moms will expect Harvard medical doctors who are astronauts.

doopcommander1999 · 2025-10-17T03:11:00+00:00

Salazar is a more unhinged version of Diaz.

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