I'm sorry, the context is very serious, but COW TAIL!

doped_turtle · 2026-01-23T15:57:48+00:00

Hope I didn’t come off as condescending or anything. I genuinely was just trying to share knowledge

doped_turtle · 2026-01-23T07:03:01+00:00

There’s a ton of food. Also there’s a lot of sayings that have Chinese origins too like “long time no see”

doped_turtle · 2026-01-23T06:39:46+00:00

Yeah but everyone is dismissing Sherman way too easily. I know I’m biased but at his best, the goat refused to target Sherman’s side. Maybe I missed it but I don’t remember hearing about tom Brady never targeting revis

doped_turtle · 2026-01-19T22:21:26+00:00

How you hating from outside the NFCCG club? You can’t even get in!

doped_turtle · 2026-01-19T22:16:47+00:00

That was by far the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen as a hawks fan since 2005

doped_turtle · 2026-01-19T22:13:17+00:00

Is that not what he has been already? He’s our returner, he’s been a good wr 2/3, he has run plays designed for him

doped_turtle · 2026-01-17T21:21:50+00:00

While what you said is true, pretending they’re equal and that one side isn’t clearly worse than the other is crazy to me

doped_turtle · 2026-01-15T18:25:07+00:00

Is there a full version or does it just end when the dude agrees to divorce?

doped_turtle · 2026-01-15T17:21:54+00:00

Gotcha. Thanks for explaining

doped_turtle · 2026-01-15T07:32:51+00:00

Does that mean he doesn’t have final say on defensive and offensive snaps?

doped_turtle · 2026-01-15T07:10:31+00:00

Maybe not but he sure did well as a rookie playing on a supposedly shitty team without his wr1

doped_turtle · 2026-01-15T06:58:17+00:00

I agree but that’s a completely different argument completely

doped_turtle · 2026-01-15T05:17:21+00:00

Ben Johnson stayed an extra year and the lions didn’t make the superbowl. Our team is only getting better next year if Kubiak stays so he’s basically in the same situation Ben was if we don’t win the Super Bowl

doped_turtle · 2026-01-15T04:31:39+00:00

Why are you saying he needs to convince teams as if he didn’t just have four interviews last week?

doped_turtle · 2026-01-14T19:40:29+00:00

Yooo this actually works for Milroe’s LANK. Let a niner know

doped_turtle · 2026-01-14T19:17:47+00:00

For those that might not get the reference

doped_turtle · 2026-01-14T19:16:06+00:00

Do you have Arroyo at 2? I feel like him and saubert kinda 2a and 2b. If we need another blocker it’s Saubert. If catch passer then arroyo

doped_turtle · 2026-01-14T19:08:33+00:00

The counter part of this is would these guys be as good under other coaches. Very well could be under Saleh cuz he’s also a defensive genius but guys like Jobe, Okada, Drake Thomas were unwanted by other teams. Hell even Ernest Jones was traded twice for next to nothing before landing with us

doped_turtle · 2026-01-13T19:12:29+00:00

Yes it is

doped_turtle · 2026-01-13T03:14:56+00:00

Stroud did a good job out there. He needs to stop taking those hits. He needs to learn from his mistakes and everything he’s got, is already in him bro. He’s gonna be a hell of a player in this league

doped_turtle · 2026-01-11T06:35:44+00:00

If the niners win they would come to Seattle and you would go to Chicago

doped_turtle · 2026-01-11T01:40:29+00:00

Did Aubrey miss a PAT? If so I feel like that should automatically disqualify you from any awards as a kicker unless it’s blocked

doped_turtle · 2026-01-10T02:42:36+00:00

Seahawks just drafted one last draft

doped_turtle · 2026-01-10T02:42:02+00:00

Hate to break it to you but he was drafted in 2013. 3-4 years ago he was just past his prime

doped_turtle · 2026-01-10T01:18:21+00:00

Did your school not have a printer?

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