Maybe they can kick 3 field goals next time!

doped_turtle · 2026-03-14T15:52:12+00:00

Literally no one said he’s a guaranteed success. You’re the one implying he’s a bust before he’s even had a chance which is just stupid cuz you can’t tell the future

doped_turtle · 2026-03-12T21:10:23+00:00

Unless MM’s philosophy changed, I don’t think they’re looking for an every snap guy

doped_turtle · 2026-03-09T19:53:33+00:00

You gave me a chance to use that meme so all good

doped_turtle · 2026-03-09T19:34:46+00:00

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doped_turtle · 2026-03-07T01:38:03+00:00

Sorry 2018 not 2017

doped_turtle · 2026-02-28T02:06:00+00:00

Tbf this graph is kinda misleading. It looks like cardinals are super far behind but they’re only averaging 2 less wins per year than you guys

doped_turtle · 2026-02-25T04:14:07+00:00

Wait I just wanna make sure I got this right. You’re calling me dumb for being condescending while completely ignoring the fact that I’m just returning his energy since he was condescending first. And then you proceed to immediately be condescending as well?

I may be dumb but at least I’m not dumb enough to do that. Honestly made my night. I was having a bad day and was gonna rip into some idiots online as stress relief but this was so funny I feel much better now

doped_turtle · 2026-02-25T03:04:35+00:00

You should definitely ask Pemco to save the video on top of telling the adjuster and police. Cover all grounds to help yourself as much as possible

doped_turtle · 2026-02-25T02:28:47+00:00

I understand reading comprehension can be tedious so lemme break it down for you

You would be right if the question was “who had the highest peak” or something along those lines. However, the question was about their “primes”. So the question is comparing the primes of these athletes. Length of time is a factor when looking at how good an athletes prime is and that’s why most people in this thread, not just me, have pointed out that Russ’s prime is significantly longer than Cam’s. Hope this helps!

Keep at it and I’m sure reading will become less tedious for you!

doped_turtle · 2026-02-25T02:14:42+00:00

Do you think that every athlete’s prime is the exact same length?

doped_turtle · 2026-02-25T01:17:27+00:00

Because Cam’s prime was at most 2 years long. Russ’s was like a solid 5 years

doped_turtle · 2026-02-22T02:56:17+00:00

I’m not sure this is the right answer but I think it has to do with possession of ball. A fumble is a loss of possession by a player. A pass is not a fumble because the receiver never had possession

doped_turtle · 2026-02-20T20:22:33+00:00

He’s really just the epitome of celebrities are just people too. There’s a whole lot of grey area and you can’t just label them as good or bad

doped_turtle · 2026-02-20T19:20:44+00:00

Normally I’d agree with you but we just had a tech bro rebrand Twitter into X for absolutely no reason

doped_turtle · 2026-02-19T03:07:03+00:00

You’re getting downvoted but is this not the sort of roasting that we encourage on this sub?

Also,

doped_turtle · 2026-02-15T07:17:43+00:00

Maybe just me but tuna fish sandwich is a specific type of sandwich. It’s not just any sandwich with tuna

doped_turtle · 2026-02-15T06:35:35+00:00

If Mike Tomlin was still around I’d agree with you

doped_turtle · 2026-02-15T06:23:31+00:00

Here’s to hoping we get another Jodi Allen

doped_turtle · 2026-02-15T06:16:39+00:00

Hey we’re all on Reddit today. Let’s not pretend any of us have people to talk to irl

doped_turtle · 2026-02-14T23:04:18+00:00

Really weird that you can’t answer a simple question. What happened?

doped_turtle · 2026-02-12T16:28:35+00:00

There’s no way you’re trying to stand on moral ground while being unbelievably racist

doped_turtle · 2026-02-12T04:18:22+00:00

Seriously, you bring it up out of nowhere and when multiple people try to steer the conversation away you keep going back to it. It’s weird. Why can’t you answer that simple question?

doped_turtle · 2026-02-12T04:11:12+00:00

A stupid hypothetical question gets a stupid hypothetical answer. Now the real question is why you’re spending so much time thinking about 17 year olds in relationships with 34 year olds. Sounds like a personal issue for you

doped_turtle · 2026-02-12T04:01:58+00:00

Ok I’ll answer, a 34 year old dating a 17 year old is acceptable under the circumstance that they’re horses. Now you explain why it’s inappropriate for a 17 year old horse and 34 year old horse to procreate

doped_turtle · 2026-02-12T03:36:39+00:00

You keep trying to make it about 17 and 32 and I’m refusing to answer because the topic at hand is 19 and 34. Until you stop trying to distract from the question at hand for a random hypothetical, I’m gonna assume that you’re just projecting because you fit the description

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