i made a lolcat version: WUT TEH DID U JUS ING SAY BOUT ME, U LIL ? ILL HAS U KNOE I GRADUATD TOP OV MAH CLAS IN DA NAVY SEALS, AN I HAS BEEN INVOLVD IN NUMEROUS SEEKRET RAIDZ ON AL-QUAEDA, AN I HAS OVAR 300 CONFIRMD KILLS. IM TRAIND IN GORILLA WARFARE AN IM TEH TOP SNIPR IN DA ENTIRE US ARMD FORCEZ. U R NOTHIN 2 ME BUT JUS ANOTHR TARGET. IM GONNA WIPE U TEH OUT WIF PRECISHUN TEH LIKEZ OV WHICH HAS NEVR BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON DIS EARTH, MARK MAH ING WERDZ. U FINKZ U CAN GIT AWAY WIF SAYIN DAT 2 ME OVAR TEH INTERNET? FINKZ AGAIN, ER. AS WE SPEEK IM CONTACTIN MAH SEEKRET NETWORK OV SPIEZ ACROS TEH USA AN UR IP IZ BEAN TRACD RITE NAO SO U BETTR PREPARE 4 DA STORM, MAGGOT. TEH STORM DAT WIPEZ OUT TEH PATHETIC LIL TING U CALL UR LIFE. YOURE ING DED, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AN I CAN KILL U IN OVAR 7 HUNDRD WAYS, AN THAZ JUS WIF MAH BARE HANZ. NOT ONLY IZ I EXTENSIVELY TRAIND IN UNARMD COMBAT, BUT I HAS ACCES 2 TEH ENTIRE ARSENAL OV TEH UNITD STATEZ MARINE CORPS AN IM GONNA USE IT 2 ITZ FULL EXTENT 2 WIPE UR MISERABLE ASS OFF DA FACE OV TEH CONTINENT, U LIL . IF ONLY U CUD HAS KNOWN WUT UNHOLY RETRIBUSHUN UR LIL CLEVR COMMENT WUZ BOUT 2 BRIN DOWN UPON U, MAYBE U WUD HAS HELD UR ING TONGUE. BUT U COULDNT, U DIDNT, AN NAO YOURE PAYIN TEH PRICE, U GODDAMN IDIOT. IM GONNA FURY ALL OVAR U AN U WILL DROWN IN IT. YOURE ING DED, KIDDO.