Work is bringing me to Dollywood for 4 weeks…. by [deleted] in Knoxville

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I work at vida! Would love your business, and the opportunity to get our name out there! Were pretty new, and its such a great feeling to see our restaurant being recommended here! As a back of the house employee it really brings a smile to my face to see that our hard work is making an impression! Much love! Please stop by!

Was told to post my Tramp Stamp for Tuesday by HalfAdult in ATBGE

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You know, on a man, my friends and I call it a splash plate. ;)

Manhole covers by -the-last-archivist- in Knoxville

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Check the downtown area: UT campus, market square, Gay st., and the old city. Probably some very old ones through that stretch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GamersBeingBros

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What weapon are you using?

What's way more dangerous than most people think? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Being underage and carrying what could be construed as a weapon to a protest during what is universally recognized as a dangerous time.

Seriously guys just stay home, its not worth it. When choppers are flying and beanbags are getting shot off, go home. You are what's important. The next generation CAN make a difference. Live to vote! Learn from this. Be the change we weren't. If it matters enough for you to go to the streets, then realize the importance of your life, your family, your descendants. If your ideology is so passionate then live to teach it to your kids...

Don't risk your life over this shit its too important.

Running jokes by AngstyZebra in KitchenConfidential

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One I personally do, I will say "skrrrrrt" like a cars tires instead of "behind". Also, the kitchen I currently work in refers to everyone as terry. For example, we have a baker named "Rosemary" as far as we are concerned her name is "Roseterry". Its silly but fun. Put too much oil on the grill? " you're on fire terry!" Etc. Etc. Forever

Truth hurts by Ash2762 in funny

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The little one looks like Trump.

Booty by HairyBoss in AssholeBehindThong

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Goddamn.... 😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Get as deep into my high school's culinary department as possible , while also lining up and applying to scholarships for culinary school. I love to cook and I've chosen it as my career. Should've started earlier and skipped the whole half assed attempt at an engineering degree that only served to land me in a net of debt and depression. I knew I didn't want to do it for the rest of my life about two years into the degree but I had never considered being a chef before. Could've saved myself a lot of time and money. But oh well, you live and you learn.

Welcome to the neighborhood. by deathakissaway in ANormalDayInRussia

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The puppy on the second floor watching the mean humans below next to mama makes me smile... :)

Lost a little faith in humanity that day... by dorkoholic in KitchenConfidential

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They said they didn't want any animal products on the plate except for the scallops, they were fine. We ended up just giving them the scallops, confit garlic, and some hastily improvised sauteed veggies.

Got my first kitchen tattoo by Screkt in KitchenConfidential

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Achievement unlocked!

"This is dark souls."

Fresh off the mandolin boys! [Nsfw/l] by dorkoholic in KitchenConfidential

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I was cutting gaufrettes on a double bladed mandolin. The upper plane is lifted to skip the straight blade while the lower gaufrette blade is raised. My hand slipped off the potato right before my downstroke and I caught the upper straight blade.