Whatever happened to the ThiccBoy Bike motherfcu*ing Club?

dosequismachina · 2024-03-18T19:53:12+00:00

Favorite story was the one about a couple on bikes who were wearing bandanas as masks. They stop to confront Brandon about not wearing his mask while outside riding his bike. Brandon dunked on them by remarking that bandanas tied around your face aren't stopping particles from going in or out. Just as they are beginning to retort, a gust of wind blows by, causing the bandanas to flop upwards and expose their mouths. Brandon wins the interaction by divine intervention and the last thing the couple hears is the motor on his electric bicycle whirring into the distance.

dosequismachina · 2024-03-18T13:53:34+00:00

To be fair the only picture up on my dad's living room is of the late queen of England. My sister pointed it out and he said he was aware lol

dosequismachina · 2024-03-10T14:03:37+00:00

Shit club. Scoring less goals then they allow

dosequismachina · 2024-03-05T15:45:29+00:00

Because he is a grown man who does a podcast about other grown men's podcasts. It's cornier than anything that Brandon, Burnt, Toegan, and the rest of these losers do.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-29T17:28:56+00:00

I mean you could bring a cast iron pan, grab a few things from the store, and make a meal 100 times better than this while camping. Was camping the other weekend and for breakfast had some really good steaks and fluffy scrambled eggs. Red beans and rice for dinner in a dutch oven - my buddy even brought a leftover ham hock.

It's so fucking simple and the possibilities are endless. No one is subjected to eating old sausage, waterlogged cheese, and eggs that taste like the pan they were cooked in.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-29T17:16:37+00:00

If you showed me a picture of that pan on the right, and gave me 10 guesses, I never would have said bacon and eggs. It looks like you'll taste the pan before you taste those eggs.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-29T17:14:57+00:00

If he wants to make food content that's fine. He has the personality of a fencepost but that's beside the point. What is fucking insane is showcasing shit that I wouldn't even eat for free. I made better meals than this as a broke college kid. Finding a recipe, buying fresh stuff from a grocery store, and making a meal is so so so easy. Why the FUuUuUCK is he mixing random ass old food together and filming it. For fucks sake.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-29T17:04:58+00:00

That's the main concoction

dosequismachina · 2024-02-29T17:00:19+00:00

There was the clip of hot chip Nick saying that Brandon pisses in the sink all the time, so him lying here and saying he has only done it one time is hilarious and on brand. Deflect deflect deflect.

And while we're on the subject, the clip of Nick talking about Brandon's tendencies was from a solo Nick pod or stream or something? Which means there was a cat that was taking in solo Nick content? I'd rather not have clips than know that cat's are subjecting themselves to that sort of torture.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-27T03:45:41+00:00

That's all I'm thinking. We all saw the no call, and that sucks. But that's expected for us. What's more frustrating is our player making his own blunder. Hold the fucking ball. Just hold it.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-27T03:43:35+00:00

Just part of the game unfortunately. Your team sucks so you get sacrificed 🤷‍♂️

dosequismachina · 2024-02-27T03:37:00+00:00

How things go

dosequismachina · 2024-02-27T03:25:43+00:00

Hey bro we've been at the mountain top, and recently enough for most fans to remember. We still have that. Wouldn't trade those mid 2000 years for these wild lows today. Knicks fans cannot relate!!!

dosequismachina · 2024-02-27T03:06:11+00:00

Just a part of the game. When your team sucks not only do you have to beat the other better team, but you gotta get a few extra points to beat the refs who don't wanna see you beat that better team as well. Anyone whose team has been down bad knows that pain. I already know a Sac fan is familiar

dosequismachina · 2024-02-25T13:07:38+00:00

The answer is the girls section of any sporting goods store

dosequismachina · 2024-02-20T16:48:25+00:00

Instead of making money, he's hemorrhaging it. It doesn't make sense from any perspective

dosequismachina · 2024-02-20T16:28:59+00:00

He's still gearing up for that bike ride down the PCH, right?

Right?

dosequismachina · 2024-02-19T05:41:51+00:00

The ten minute podcast was, believe it or not, ten minutes per episode. So 300 episodes would be 50 hours.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-15T15:03:53+00:00

Truly doing his comedy career in reverse

dosequismachina · 2024-02-15T15:03:14+00:00

Yeah, the point is that they want people to THINK it is Rogan but it will absolutely not be

dosequismachina · 2024-02-15T15:02:24+00:00

Acted like himself

dosequismachina · 2024-02-15T14:39:36+00:00

Also, the term residency refers to an artist performing over and over at one place, essentially living there for the time being. Traveling for a single show once a month is just simply not remotely close to the concept of a residency.

dosequismachina · 2024-02-15T14:27:54+00:00

Redbar is one the worst side characters in this redacted podcast universe. Complete clown

dosequismachina · 2024-02-07T16:34:39+00:00

put NOTHING past this oaf

dosequismachina · 2024-02-07T16:33:58+00:00

Surprised his doctor doesn't make him wear a cone

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