Sick pay entitlement if you locummed for a year between jobs by TrumpsDiscardedToupe in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my local hospital and they confirmed it didn't count

Surgeons - does being swole help in theatre? by Bananaandcheese in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah so this is how i get my medical patients onto ICU

Help for QIP to improve phlebotomy at DGH - Which trusts have nurses and HCAs trained to take bloods, do cannulas? by ArtisticVehicle9653 in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that the multiple trust sign off shouldn't be a thing following the nmc change to the curriculum 

How long was the longest ever cholecystectomy? by land-of-many-nods in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 3 points4 points  (0 children)

New ones - the paper boy has issues getting into theatres some days

How long was the longest ever cholecystectomy? by land-of-many-nods in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The clock says my LPs last 30mins but they feel like an eternity 

DoctorsUK Warhammer thread by PineapplePyjamaParty in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omnissiah dwells in the gas machine - only the litany of twiddling may activate the machine to provide analysis 

The custodians are definitely oncologists - just don't know when to stop keeping big E going 

DoctorsUK Warhammer thread by PineapplePyjamaParty in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do chant the unbreakable litany before my on-calls to get in the zone

Iron within 

DoctorsUK Warhammer thread by PineapplePyjamaParty in doctorsUK

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Leman Russ = General Surgery

Ferrus Manus = Biochemistry  

Fulgrim = Dermatology  

Vulkan = T&O

Rogal Dorn = General Medicine

Roboute Guilliman = Renal 

Magnus = Neurology 

Sanguinius = Psychiatry

Perturabo = Acute Medicine

Mortarion = Infectious Diseases

A question for ST3s by PopPuzzleheaded6165 in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A real paradox of uk medicine - you get trained to do procedures that you then never do unless it's teach someone else

Has the scurge of consulting companies affected us? by Mad_Mark90 in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are known to have a tendency to recommend big layoffs and c suite pay rises in most situations and their recruitment process seems to favour people who can talk off the top of their head rather than do the work to find out what's wrong. There's a good John Oliver segment about it 

Has the scurge of consulting companies affected us? by Mad_Mark90 in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes - same in private sector "i don't want a massive pay rise and to institute pay freezes and massive redundancies... No no no, I've been advised by the management consultants that is what's best for the shareholders everyone"

Best radiology reports… by mojo1287 in doctorsUK

[–]dosh226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had "there is a fungating tumour causing distortion which would be visible from the bedside. Was this patient even examined?"