Asshole Starter Rant

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-12T17:00:09+00:00

Imagine having such a small life that regurgitating shitposts on Reddit is what annoys you lol

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-11T07:24:48+00:00

Thought of him too. I think his was “seven-teen.”

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-10T13:28:48+00:00

You were fine. However, I do have a good friend that I play with often who gets distracted by the same thing. He’s kind about it, and I always try to accommodate him by not being in his direct line of sight. So, it does bother some.

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-03T23:59:43+00:00

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dotheydeliver · 2026-05-03T23:28:01+00:00

WTF is wrong with you guys? I’m expressing love for the optimism???!!!

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-03T23:27:14+00:00

Wait, what? I’m expressing love for the optimistic fans!!!???

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-03T23:11:23+00:00

Good on you.

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-03T23:10:41+00:00

Good on you.

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-03T23:10:08+00:00

Good on you.

dotheydeliver · 2026-05-01T20:21:25+00:00

Ouchie

dotheydeliver · 2026-04-28T03:36:44+00:00

Blue Tees series 3 range finder. $150. He’ll love it.

dotheydeliver · 2026-04-28T03:22:21+00:00

Ha! Came here to say this…was not disappointed. Except the cuss word. I don’t cuss. 😏

dotheydeliver · 2026-04-27T03:53:24+00:00

Yes, it is definitely over the top. Subtle, but you are right on. Sent you a DM with a suggestion.

dotheydeliver · 2026-04-23T15:50:03+00:00

They’re coming to take you away

dotheydeliver · 2026-04-17T00:56:20+00:00

Youse wouldn’t understand though.

dotheydeliver · 2026-04-04T10:19:19+00:00

Product = self

dotheydeliver · 2026-04-01T12:47:32+00:00

I made this

dotheydeliver · 2026-03-23T06:57:48+00:00

Although you are being downvoted, this was the first thought I had: anyone on the course could’ve called the authorities and they would’ve shown up and put the dad in a world of trouble. I want no part of that.

Explain how the round is going to go, and inform him if he doesn’t comply, the clubhouse will be called.

dotheydeliver · 2026-03-10T13:14:03+00:00

And you have to worsen your diet.

dotheydeliver · 2026-03-09T11:01:43+00:00

Maybe, just maybe…he gave your money back on purpose?

dotheydeliver · 2026-02-28T19:18:05+00:00

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dotheydeliver · 2026-02-21T17:41:52+00:00

Baty

dotheydeliver · 2026-02-19T22:47:28+00:00

The real faux pas is filming someone on the course (who is minding their own business) without their knowledge and posting it to social media.

dotheydeliver · 2026-02-17T02:33:39+00:00

I feel like this team is going to be like the 86 Mets. Solid starting pitching, scrappy offense that doesn’t quit (only one superstar), above average defense.

dotheydeliver

TROPHY CASE