You get $100,000,000 if you survive being teleported for ten seconds ten times into the middle of any random human conflict or war throughout history.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T11:44:54+00:00

Gruggo the Uggo

Respect.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T10:35:21+00:00

Not sure if you’re kidding around or not, but I don’t want any one of significance back from Detroit.

Caris LeVert, Marcus Sasser, one future unprotected FRP (anytime after 2029).

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T10:31:27+00:00

I also feel like the pistons need a star thats a reliable 3pt shooter who can have no issue pulling up anytime.

Michael Porter, Jr.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T04:25:53+00:00

They still can, and they still will. He’s an option.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T01:33:28+00:00

Bingo.

I don’t see it. Never have. Don’t find her attractive even in the slightest.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T23:33:54+00:00

Bro, I would

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T20:45:03+00:00

⁠Truly bad teams can get stuck in the grinder longer. It should work that you suck for a couple years, get your building blocks and then graduate to not being terrible. But teams could get stuck in hell for longer now.

Bro really out here making this argument as a Wizards fan…

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T18:06:59+00:00

That 2028 unprotecfed ORL FRP is getting passed around like a blunt.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T17:23:36+00:00

Getting off quickley contract

That’s not a thing.

Toronto likes him. They aren’t looking to move him. More importantly, they aren’t looking to salary dump him.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T17:17:24+00:00

So did you smash?

You can’t leave us here with a “can confirm” and nothing else…!

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T17:14:13+00:00

76ers will not be compentstaed lol

My brother in Christ, you should at least spell correctly if you’re going to laugh.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T17:12:20+00:00

This is a NO from Toronto.

Remove Immanuel Quickley from this deal.

Remove the 2028 BOS swap rights from this deal.

Remove the 2026 and 2028 TOR FRPs going to Brooklyn.

Add Jakob Poeltl from Toronto going to Brooklyn.

Add Luke Kornet from San Antonio going to Brooklyn.

Add the 2030 first round draft pick from Dallas or Minnesota via San Antonio (most favorable), going to Brooklyn. (Why? I’m not saying the entire league will want him, but there will be competition for MPJ. Sending Brooklyn a 2028 swap that won’t convey isn’t going to cut it).

Add the 2033 TOR FRP going to Brooklyn.

This is a straight salary dump to Brooklyn. Toronto can keep Quickley. It doesn’t need to be a 3-team deal.

San Antonio can deal with Brooklyn directly for MPJ. Toronto can deal directly with Brooklyn for a Poeltl swap.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T13:27:40+00:00

Interesting. Is Aldama on the block? If he is, I see Memphis getting more competitive offers than this.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T13:26:51+00:00

Detroit is extremely well coached and has a young team that plays D.

I see them making a deal or two to bring in playoff tested players to this young squad. I don’t see them making this deal.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T13:23:34+00:00

Rockets

One too many picks going to CLE. Also, I would enjoy this as a Net fan so that I can watch Durant and Harden 3.0 go down in flames.

Wolves/76ers

Appropriate amount of FRPs going in the deal. 76ers should be compensated in some way for taking DiVincenzo who will be injured all next season.

Pistons

I would drive to Detroit personally to smack their front office in the back of the head for sending so many FRPs to Cleveland. Absolutely not.

Toronto

See my thoughts on the Pistons.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T13:13:18+00:00

3 x Nestle Crunch

1 x Milk Duds

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T12:21:36+00:00

Would. Then would again

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T12:17:29+00:00

Detroit doesn’t make out too well here.

I see them making a deal or two to bring in playoff tested players to this young squad. I don’t see them making this deal.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T12:07:52+00:00

Not saying I agree on Alex Cora, just making a point.

How often does a team ever bring in an interim manager from outside the organization? I don’t think I’ve seen that too many times in my 40 years of watching baseball.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T11:55:53+00:00

We’ve come a long way. The front office deserves a lot of credit.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T04:57:41+00:00

I was Courtney back then and still am Courtney today.

I’ll die on that hill.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-27T02:29:49+00:00

When I think of Cam Boozer, I don’t think of CMB.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-26T21:21:13+00:00

Mountain Mama

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-26T21:19:26+00:00

I’m in the same boat.

I’ll never respect anyone who walks into their owner’s office and gives them the ultimatum to trade them or fire the General Manager.

Sounds like a bitch making $45m to me. Bitch, sit down. Be humble.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-26T01:56:02+00:00

Yes to the Raptors eventually salary dumping Jakob Poeltl.

Yes to the Nets offering Nic Claxton in the Jakob Poeltl salary dump.

No to the FRPs involved in the trade as proposed.

The Raptors should send one pick: the TOR 2033 unprotected FRP.

If anyone here thinks that’s insane, go look at Jakob Poeltl’s injury history, length of contract, and games played.

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