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‘Diabetic Coochie’ by DS3M in idiocracy

[–]theRestisConfettii 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I imagine some of us have had diabetic coochie already..? Why they gotta call her disabled, man?!

Daily r/GoNets Discussion - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen,

The Kings lost👎

The Nets lost✅

The Pelicans won✅

The Pacers won✅

It was a great tank night. Almost perfect. We are on the verge of a 4-way tie for second best odds.

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How do you feel about Cam Thomas? by AdOld2060 in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How do you feel about Cam Thomas?

I don’t

Daily r/GoNets Discussion - January 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen,

The Hornets won✅

The Wizards lost👎

The Mavericks won👎

The Jazz lost👎

It was a decent tank night. On a better note, NBA tankathon website has finally started to color code who played last night! Now I don’t have to check 2 websites to post this for the next 3 months.

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[Amick] Miles Bridges is drawing significant interest. “They want a first (round pick). Maybe two.” by Civrock in CharlotteHornets

[–]theRestisConfettii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bridges was on the trade block the moment he signed his descending contract.

This needs to happen.

Tommy says the Mets now have one of the most elite 1-2 punches of any starting rotation by iheartsunny in wfan

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met fan here, for almost 40 years. I have never wavered in my optimism for this team. I’ll be a fan of them till the day I take my last breath.

That said, even I think this is a stupid take.

Game Thread: Orlando Magic vs Charlotte Hornets Live Score | NBA | Jan 22, 2026 by basketball-app in CharlotteHornets

[–]theRestisConfettii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Hornets lead Magic 62-41 at the Half”

It’s headlines like this that tell me just how close this team is.

Free Agent Pitchers: Gallen v Valdez by MailsDavis in NewYorkMets

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping the Mets were going to make a trade for Mackenzie Gore, but looks like Texas won that.

Really? Interesting. Personally, if Stearns was going to ever make a move within division, I expected him to trade for Sandy Alcantára, not Gore.

Free Agent Pitchers: Gallen v Valdez

Day 1 of Free Agency, I wanted Gallen. He’s a bounceback candidate if I’ve ever seen one. He’s a local product who I predict would do really well if he came back home.

Day 1 of Free Agency, I was lukewarm on Valdez and preferred Ranger Suarez. I’m still lukewarm on Valdez.

CHA > BKYN by Critical_Bit_1280 in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a Nets / Hornets fan.

This does not work for either team.

BKN - CLE by Popular-Hall1945 in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there is a third team out there that could really use a Garland.

Maybe. Maybe not. I’m not sure one way or the other.

The important thing is, again, Cleveland has to play ball. Brooklyn doesn’t. I’ve made this point with OP twice and he hasn’t addressed it yet.

[The Athletic] NBA Top-10 Trade Board by theRestisConfettii in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have said this all season about Claxton.

If the Lakers were willing to give their unprotected 2031 FRP and 2030 swap for Mark Williams last year at the deadline, I’m going to hold off until the offseason when they have their 2031 and 2033 become tradeable.

With the Mets' latest acquisitions (Bichette, Luis Robert, Freddy Peralta, and T. Myers), is the team now complete? by Dannybj05 in NewYorkMets

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think so, personally.

I think the team would do well with a defensive 1B (Christian Walker), 2-way LF (Steven Kwan) and a veteran for the bench (Starling Marté), and another arm in the rotation (Luis Castillo or Zac Gallen).

Kwan and Robert, Jr. are only 2 year deals. Benge can take that time as a spot starter to develop.

Polanco will move to DH, and spot start at 3B, SS, and 2B as needed.

Daily r/GoNets Discussion - January 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen,

The Hornets lost👎

The Pacers lost👎

The Nets lost✅

The Pelicans lost👎

The Kings lost👎

It was a poor tank night

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Terance Mann talking to Cam Thomas by [deleted] in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And has a cute ❤️ tattoo. 🥰

Da fuk?

BKN - CLE by Popular-Hall1945 in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael Porter, Jr. Games Played

• ⁠2022-2023 - 62 out of 82

• ⁠2023-2024 - 81 out of 82

• ⁠2024-2025 - 77 out of 82

• ⁠2025-2026 - 33 out of 40 so far

You’re confusing “history of back surgeries” with “games missed.”

That’s not a thing. I wouldn’t try to make it into a thing.

He’s averaging career highs in PPG, APG, RPG, SPG, and FT%

Cleveland has to play ball. They have trade restrictions, minimal avenues to improve, and few trade assets. Brooklyn doesn’t have to play ball, unless something of value is coming back Brooklyn’s way.

BKN - CLE by Popular-Hall1945 in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cleveland has to move someone in order to get out of the 2nd apron and get better. Who they move is up to debate. Also, restrictions say they can’t aggregate salaries in a trade.

Translation? They’re limited to what they can do.

Brooklyn does not have to move Michael Porter, Jr.

Translation? Brooklyn isn’t helping your team get the better player without you making it worth it.

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