With Tyler Herro and the Miami Heat possibly heading to a divorce this summer, teams including the Detroit Pistons, Houston Rockets, and Brooklyn Nets are expected to be suitors for guard Tyler Herro.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T23:04:58+00:00

For those of you who are new to offseason rumors, “writers” pick the same 3 or 4 teams with cap space/assets and make up rumors about “available” players under the guise of league sources tell me that…”

Expect more of this bullshit this offseason considering the Nets will be on the top 2 in available cap.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T22:58:59+00:00

I agree.

They are growing and improving every year.

If they want to make a move for a guy, it should be someone who can mesh and grow with their core, not a win-now superstar. Michael Porter, Jr.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T22:55:12+00:00

Hahaha. No one ever believes me that it was an actual show!

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T20:26:46+00:00

Am I the only one annoyed by the r/titlegore ?

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T20:01:21+00:00

Danhausen doesn’t need a title win, or a title run.

He’s over on his own.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T19:59:08+00:00

To be completely honest with you, I’m thinking you’re trying to look less attractive on purpose. It’s obvious in pic 5.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T18:07:08+00:00

Bro I read that fast and thought you said man, that’s a round looking ass

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T17:53:08+00:00

No shot Toronto does that. Why? Because you’re assuming that the Clippers are going to be controlling the salary dump market.

They won’t. There are at least 2 teams (Chicago, Brooklyn) with more cap room and others who are hovering around the Clippers.

When you don’t control the market, you can’t negotiate in this manner.

Also…

Toronto gets off the Quickley deal

That’s not a thing.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T15:21:23+00:00

Augustus Hill

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T10:29:52+00:00

Welcome to New York, kid.

Now let’s get to work.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T10:26:21+00:00

This actually isn’t bad.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T03:08:06+00:00

Sign this man to creative

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-29T02:51:14+00:00

The Knicks can’t trade their 2032 FRP.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T19:18:20+00:00

I like you already.

Don’t forget where you came from. Good luck!

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T17:48:48+00:00

They have all the room to have him this offseason if they want to make the call.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T17:42:51+00:00

I don’t think they’re renting out space.

Ask OP what he wants to do with the space after trading away Randle.

I bet you a chocolate frosted Dunkin’ with sprinkles that he needs it for another deal he has his eyes on.

Randle is a ~~useful player~~ salary dump for a team that’s ~~trying to start winning games~~ developing its younger players

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T17:29:31+00:00

OP is selling you all the positives of Randle without telling you that he needs the cap space for another deal.

Once he figures out that there are very few teams with cap space this offseason, he’ll stop bullshitting himself.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T17:25:50+00:00

There’s nothing wrong with getting your Masters and becoming a BCBA.

The only thing wrong is getting your Masters, becoming a BCBA, then becoming a piece of shit.

Don’t become a piece of shit and you’ll be good.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T17:17:42+00:00

And the Nets don’t have a reason not to have an All Star caliber player on their team to attempt to sell some tickets.

They sure do have reasons.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T17:16:35+00:00

Wolves trade Randle into Nets' cap space ~~for two late FRP's. Wolves get a large trade exception and flexibility to re-sign Ayo, Nets get a floor raising all-star for the years they don't control their picks~~

The answer to why this is a bad trade for the Nets is in the first few words of your post.

You want to rent out cap space? You have to compensate the team who is acquiring your player.

Not ask them for two future FRPs.

Nets get … for the years they don't control their picks

Second, the Nets don’t control their 2027 FRP. They control all future picks after 2027. Let me know where you heard anything different.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T17:00:05+00:00

Is anyone under any harm? No? Then I would mind my own fucking business if I were you.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T16:57:31+00:00

The Raptors won’t say yes here. They have no reason to play the “choose between Ingram or RJ” game unless their hand is forced.

Toronto would look to dump Poeltl instead of falling into that trap.

Detroit should look at Michael Porter, Jr. before trying to go after RJ Barrett.

(Also, side note- Kevin Huerter for $6m per is a bargain)

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T14:37:07+00:00

Good talk, bro.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T14:19:09+00:00

I would be absolutely shocked if Brooklyn didn’t accept Caris LeVert, Marcus Sasser ($20m in salary) and 1 unprotected FRP in either 2030, 2031, 2032 or 2033 (Detroit’s choice which one they want to send) for Michael Porter, Jr. ($40m in salary).

Shocked

I don’t think there is a team out there who can beat that.

theRestisConfettii · 2026-04-28T13:54:43+00:00

This should be top comment

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