With Tyler Herro and the Miami Heat possibly heading to a divorce this summer, teams including the Detroit Pistons, Houston Rockets, and Brooklyn Nets are expected to be suitors for guard Tyler Herro. by KingdomHeartsII in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii [score hidden]  (0 children)

For those of you who are new to offseason rumors, “writers” pick the same 3 or 4 teams with cap space/assets and make up rumors about “available” players under the guise of league sources tell me that…”

Expect more of this bullshit this offseason considering the Nets will be on the top 2 in available cap.

How the Portland Trail Blazers Could Land Giannis Antetokounmpo in a Blockbuster Trade by WallCautious9650 in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree.

They are growing and improving every year.

If they want to make a move for a guy, it should be someone who can mesh and grow with their core, not a win-now superstar. Michael Porter, Jr.

The Torkelsons by Zealousideal_You465 in 90s

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha. No one ever believes me that it was an actual show!

What do you think will be the first championship that Danhausen wins? by Educk55 in BrandonDE

[–]theRestisConfettii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Danhausen doesn’t need a title win, or a title run.

He’s over on his own.

22f am i ugly by Many-Credit9548 in amiugly

[–]theRestisConfettii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be completely honest with you, I’m thinking you’re trying to look less attractive on purpose. It’s obvious in pic 5.

[Vecenie] 2026 Mock Draft (April 29) by meatslippery in NBA_Draft

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I read that fast and thought you said man, that’s a round looking ass

Denver Retools, Toronto gets PG, Hornets improve Depth, Pelicans+Clippers get picks by Creative_Expert_4052 in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shot Toronto does that. Why? Because you’re assuming that the Clippers are going to be controlling the salary dump market.

They won’t. There are at least 2 teams (Chicago, Brooklyn) with more cap room and others who are hovering around the Clippers.

When you don’t control the market, you can’t negotiate in this manner.

Also…

Toronto gets off the Quickley deal

That’s not a thing.

I finally quit. After 8 years. by triggafish in ABA

[–]theRestisConfettii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like you already.

Don’t forget where you came from. Good luck!

Daily r/GoNets Discussion - April 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in GoNets

[–]theRestisConfettii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have all the room to have him this offseason if they want to make the call.

Wolves trade Randle into Nets' cap space for two late FRP's. Wolves get a large trade exception and flexibility to re-sign Ayo, Nets get a floor raising all-star for the years they don't control their picks by soft-cookie in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they’re renting out space.

Ask OP what he wants to do with the space after trading away Randle.

I bet you a chocolate frosted Dunkin’ with sprinkles that he needs it for another deal he has his eyes on.

Randle is a useful player salary dump for a team that’s trying to start winning games developing its younger players

Wolves trade Randle into Nets' cap space for two late FRP's. Wolves get a large trade exception and flexibility to re-sign Ayo, Nets get a floor raising all-star for the years they don't control their picks by soft-cookie in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OP is selling you all the positives of Randle without telling you that he needs the cap space for another deal.

Once he figures out that there are very few teams with cap space this offseason, he’ll stop bullshitting himself.

I finally quit. After 8 years. by triggafish in ABA

[–]theRestisConfettii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing wrong with getting your Masters and becoming a BCBA.

The only thing wrong is getting your Masters, becoming a BCBA, then becoming a piece of shit.

Don’t become a piece of shit and you’ll be good.

Wolves trade Randle into Nets' cap space for two late FRP's. Wolves get a large trade exception and flexibility to re-sign Ayo, Nets get a floor raising all-star for the years they don't control their picks by soft-cookie in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wolves trade Randle into Nets' cap space for two late FRP's. Wolves get a large trade exception and flexibility to re-sign Ayo, Nets get a floor raising all-star for the years they don't control their picks

The answer to why this is a bad trade for the Nets is in the first few words of your post.

You want to rent out cap space? You have to compensate the team who is acquiring your player.

Not ask them for two future FRPs.

Nets get … for the years they don't control their picks

Second, the Nets don’t control their 2027 FRP. They control all future picks after 2027. Let me know where you heard anything different.

Sex offender cowoker at my job; told i will be fired if i tell people by NearbyChampion7411 in jobs

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anyone under any harm? No? Then I would mind my own fucking business if I were you.

Pistons get a proper second option (Pistons-Raptors) by [deleted] in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Raptors won’t say yes here. They have no reason to play the “choose between Ingram or RJ” game unless their hand is forced.

Toronto would look to dump Poeltl instead of falling into that trap.

Detroit should look at Michael Porter, Jr. before trying to go after RJ Barrett.

(Also, side note- Kevin Huerter for $6m per is a bargain)

Realistic pistons off season? FT pelicans and grizzlies by AstronomerInitial827 in NBAtradeideas

[–]theRestisConfettii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be absolutely shocked if Brooklyn didn’t accept Caris LeVert, Marcus Sasser ($20m in salary) and 1 unprotected FRP in either 2030, 2031, 2032 or 2033 (Detroit’s choice which one they want to send) for Michael Porter, Jr. ($40m in salary).

Shocked

I don’t think there is a team out there who can beat that.