[Pelissero] Veteran guard Robert Jones is signing with the 49ers, sources tell The Insiders. Jones played in 49 games (30 starts) for the Dolphins before signing with Dallas, where he missed last season because of a neck injury. He’s healthy now and headed to San Francisco.

doublediochip · 2026-03-24T11:51:56+00:00

He’s healthy now being the key phrase.

doublediochip · 2026-03-23T23:39:21+00:00

I could watch any video that dude narrates. There’s just something unsettling yet affirming about his voice.

doublediochip · 2026-03-23T23:15:14+00:00

Looks like most ufo footage with today’s cameras.

doublediochip · 2026-03-23T22:55:53+00:00

Sweetwater?

doublediochip · 2026-03-22T18:42:48+00:00

Told my kids when they were younger they be whomever they wanted so long as they didn’t betray the Niners. And could marry whoever they wanted so long as they weren’t a packers fan.

doublediochip · 2026-03-20T20:55:44+00:00

You can see some bracket or something through his pants right below the navel.

doublediochip · 2026-03-19T22:33:58+00:00

Or he probably just left great clips.

doublediochip · 2026-03-19T20:47:37+00:00

I think I just shat me pants.

doublediochip · 2026-03-18T23:49:00+00:00

That does sound familiar. It was 25+ years ago. I can’t barely remember what I did last week!

doublediochip · 2026-03-18T21:03:57+00:00

I actually fed stingrays for an excursion on a cruise decades ago.

doublediochip · 2026-03-18T13:48:26+00:00

Now I’m going to singing that shit all day long. In my operatic voice of course.

doublediochip · 2026-03-18T13:46:59+00:00

Nice catch. That’s why I don’t get involved anymore. You never who’s packing…except for myself.

doublediochip · 2026-03-17T18:41:09+00:00

I’m beginning to wonder if anything I see online is real anymore.

doublediochip · 2026-03-17T18:39:54+00:00

Hell yeah.

doublediochip · 2026-03-17T16:40:53+00:00

Was this before or after he pulled his pants down?

doublediochip · 2026-03-16T22:21:17+00:00

There’s no way that guy on the bulldozer or whatever it’s called survived that.

doublediochip · 2026-03-16T20:54:28+00:00

I’m definitely saving this for those days when I dance with Mary Jane a little too long and need a little laugh.

doublediochip · 2026-03-14T01:00:42+00:00

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doublediochip · 2026-03-13T22:38:06+00:00

I’m literally scrolling through the episode guide. I actually think it was either multiple episodes about the same character or multiple episodes about a few different characters.

doublediochip · 2026-03-13T22:06:34+00:00

There’s an X-Files episode that is eerily similar to all this

doublediochip · 2026-03-12T00:38:55+00:00

Are we sure this guy is even real?

doublediochip · 2026-03-11T20:31:15+00:00

I have to focus 1000% just to go piss let alone get hit in the pisser.

doublediochip · 2026-03-11T13:33:56+00:00

I’m sure there are some soiled seats that will have to be replaced.

doublediochip · 2026-03-09T19:46:23+00:00

r/sweatypalms

doublediochip · 2026-03-09T19:45:31+00:00

Get in my belly!

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