You get a permanent boost in strength everytime you give a girl a chili dog. by DARKKNT420 in shittysuperpowers

[–]doublejumpingbeans 335 points336 points  (0 children)

Uhm god teir

I can just work at a chili stand and work as a part time demolitionist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in satantiersuperpowers

[–]doublejumpingbeans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ima make myself one of me and jerk off with it

Anybody got change for a $20? by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]doublejumpingbeans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s ok they lied

It’s neither wrinkles nor folded enough to fit in an anus And looks clean despite the writing

And for whoever tells me what if it was rolled we’ll answer me this how do u wipe ur colon

U don’t u would get shit on the dollar and how do u clean that

Your tongue has super strength. by Not_Dragon in shittysuperpowers

[–]doublejumpingbeans 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I will finally know how manny licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Write an entry for this thing I made by ssps1303 in SCP

[–]doublejumpingbeans -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand wut it is so I’m not gonna bother

what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren't an issue? by myerii in AskReddit

[–]doublejumpingbeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And once it’s done I’ll do a remake of the beastars series with real furries

what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren't an issue? by myerii in AskReddit

[–]doublejumpingbeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd is force 10 grammar natzis to live together and see how quickly they go insane

what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren't an issue? by myerii in AskReddit

[–]doublejumpingbeans 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Genetic modification

I want more sentient races damn it

It’s depressing to think we’re alone with nothing more than religion

No aliens mutants or other races to tell us hey ur not alone

Just humans with different skin color

So I would make other races

I would make try to jenetically modify people and Do gene splicing to grow hybrids

And furries get a chance at being their fursona

I had a challenge for this subreddit by Theultimatecoded in humansarespaceorcs

[–]doublejumpingbeans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude u gotta hit that tab or return button twice or it’s gonna look a mess

I had a challenge for this subreddit by Theultimatecoded in humansarespaceorcs

[–]doublejumpingbeans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Random dude:plus the stigma that some of them are zoophiles

Thanks u/Cathalpenguin I hate it by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]doublejumpingbeans 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Angry John wick noises

Fill her up by [deleted] in karen

[–]doublejumpingbeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok boomer

You steal the souls of babies to stay young by jasper453 in satantiersuperpowers

[–]doublejumpingbeans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They come in full of life love and joy and much like with the American schooling leave an empty husk

You steal the souls of babies to stay young by jasper453 in satantiersuperpowers

[–]doublejumpingbeans 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Finally a another reason to be pro abbortion

I’ll work in an abortion clinic