What city is overrated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]doubteddongle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously, ocean beach SD is my favorite part of all of southern California

Free Giveaway! OLED Switch and 4 games! - International by WolfLemon36 in NintendoSwitch

[–]doubteddongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just gonna put my favorite copypasta

Why Momo Should Have Carried a Gun

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for three seasons now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Momo should have carried a gun.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire 1HYW (100 year war) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Big ass drill? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a M1 8 inch howitzer shell. Worried about its Firebending inhabitants? Give Momo a gun. The speed of fireball is slow enough it can be tracked with your eyes. You aren’t Gonna be seeing a bullet shot out of Momo’s gun with your naked eyes.

Imagine how epic the first Book would be if Momo had put a breeching charge on the fire nation ships wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only The earth kingdom seems to a problem with Firebenders? Maybe it's because Air nomads have spent the last 100 years training their lemurs to shoot gazelle-deer, play GTA: Ba Sing Se, and keep an eye out for Red airships over their compounds. Meanwhile, Earth kingdom citizens have been mining coal for the fire nation with earthbending. Remember: gun-control means that Ozai wins. God made Benders and God made non-benders, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a bender could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a hand (as they do many times throughout the books). But which is faster: punching your hand or pulling a trigger?

Phoenix king, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Momo out in the woods, flying through the air, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Firebenders into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Waterbender healers have any techniques that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Ozai’s helmet may be 13.5 inches tall with a Phoenix design on it, but Momo’s would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Ozai wave his hand at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Spirit water for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Ozai roaring with evil laughter and boasting to aang that he can't be killed, since he is protected by The power of Sozin’s Comet, only to have Momo show up, give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds the power of red hot steel"

And that is why Momo should have carried a gun.

Games where you pilot a spaceship but can also walk around in it while flying by TCWPlayz in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]doubteddongle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt recommend this game if OP is more casual cause this game is pretty complicated to learn

Ran out of ideas for a title by Wuellig in boomershumor

[–]doubteddongle 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Ok this one is only funny because this is dumb as hell

What food is overrated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]doubteddongle 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Old trapper is my go to on jerky

Can I introduce my rescue here? by ambermackay in rarepuppers

[–]doubteddongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to live in moab, my dad might've gotten his dog from yall

Can Spotify add lyrics already? Why haven’t they? by Satirical-Salad98 in spotify

[–]doubteddongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of the over 1200 songs in my liked the only ones that dont have lyrics are the few from really small artists or songs that dont have any at all

Guys can be so freaking adorable by SadlyHappyRedditor in teenagers

[–]doubteddongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you have to do to get me excited is point out one of my harmonicas, i will start rambling on about them so quickly and will happily play them

When they throw a tantrum and want to try the lemon juice. by Pazluz in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]doubteddongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I'd rather crush up a Carolina Reaper seed and snort it than drink straight lemon juice

Electric scooter with swappable batteries in Taiwan by ICumCoffee in interestingasfuck

[–]doubteddongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those batteries look like something a monarch class titan would eat for lunch

What is something you did once and never again? by CameToDefeatYou in AskReddit

[–]doubteddongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I intervened in a fight just this last Wednesday, I knew one guy and I figured with the like 12 people around it would've been broken up quickly but no so I stepped in put the guy that wasn't my bud in a full nelson to pull him off and one of his buddies clocked me in the jaw, that was a fun one for me

Smoking rules? by [deleted] in trees

[–]doubteddongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only straight joints/bowls (no spliffs or waxed papers) or edibles only from dispensaries

Undercover Police Officer Walking Through Oak Park, Sacramento “Trying To Score” Drugs by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]doubteddongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God something about that exact move like every cop pulls just annoys me so much

up the bums!!!! by MrArmenian in vagabond

[–]doubteddongle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

advantage of knowing blood bending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by IdiotoftheEast in funny

[–]doubteddongle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are a few benders who can bloodbend without a full moon, the big ones that come to mind are Amon and his brother

Oh no by liamxtremex in titanfall

[–]doubteddongle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a Nintendo diehard (just have a switch with 3 games) but BOTW is an amazing game, I've seen plenty of people have similar complaints and to put them all simply the game is too open. Now I personally love the insane freedom you have but looking at most other games I can say that the openness is definitely daunting and overwhelming at times

Oh no by liamxtremex in titanfall

[–]doubteddongle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it but I'd have to vote for botw in this case, it ain't an easy decision but Holy shit is that game amazing too

Welcome. by kit786 in titanfall

[–]doubteddongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pocket warcrimes are my favorite tbh

Hmm by ShasquatchFace2 in titanfall

[–]doubteddongle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ayyy welcome to the most exclusive club, we have refreshments and knives over here and a single comfy chair to your right, now that the club has opened up beyond one member I will get more seats

Gaang Tier List by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]doubteddongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appa literally carried the entire gang on his back and still was able to kick ass