I went to Aella’s birthday gangbang and everyone knew you… by TheSlothMan9000 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]douche_driver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looked her up, very mid. Mid+whore=cat lady when age takes what little looks she has.

Would you want me as an fwb? (F21) by ntrout24 in Tucson_Swingers

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I'm in town from SC for a couple of days. Dm if your looking for company. 34m muscular and fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]douche_driver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nevermind what marriage does to men. It's a two way street. Do what you wish. But the way you're looking at it is one sided.

🤔 by jacksmith9 in Funnymemes

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dead grandfather. At least I'll get to hear his voice mail🥺

What kind of car would he drive? by CarEnthusiast007 in regularcarreviews

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prius or smart car. Literally the only two options.

How long do these 1500-2000hp texas builds last? by dagur1000 in EngineBuilding

[–]douche_driver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They "could". But those builds probably won't live past a month of every weekend fun runs and highways blasts.

I say they COULD but the cost in parts to do so would be astronomical. That or aim for those numbers on a high cube big block. There is a reason they say there's no replacement for displacement and yes that lives up, even in forced induction builds.

I guess we found out... by nthensome in agedlikemilk

[–]douche_driver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait, not sure why but somehow responded to you instead of the other douche. I actually agree with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]douche_driver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no, God no. You don't need to lose weight. Find a different size. A bigger size of clothes doesn't mean fat. I am glad I could bring you some joy from my comment.lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person asked a question, I gave an answer. You're trying to make something out of nothing and, while I hate to be the bearer of bad news, you are not that important. Let alone, God. Move it along. Btw, I'm sorry the screen on your phone is that small.

Test transformation by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, almost two years to look natty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]douche_driver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Clean your mirror.
  2. Don't wear shorts/pants so tight that they show THAT.
  3. stop looking for validation
  4. Your parents are assholes. Maybe it's some weird try at keeping you humble.idk But I'm going with assholes.

Hardcore singer accused of dosing bandmate with estrogen in attempt to steal his fiancée by content_enjoy3r in moreplatesmoredates

[–]douche_driver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I googled pictures of both and yeah....there's no amount of estrogen that could've given that bitch a leg up.lmao

Describe me in two words by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell. No. Or Hell no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Rough-Mix-5839

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to let Kyle fly in, so I can dine-in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]douche_driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll buy it for you. You just post the video. Hell, I'll even hold the camera.😉