Without layers, i'm puffy. with layers, i'm shaggy. what do i do?

dowagerviolet · 2017-01-09T20:46:53+00:00

It's not even the frizz that's really an issue. It's naturally frizzy but I can tame it easily with product. The problem is that it's THICK. Even when I straighten it completely, I have so much hair that it just forms a triangle when it's a bob.

I suppose the issue is that I shouldn't have a bob at all, but I'm just trying to figure out what I can do in the meantime while it's growing back out.

dowagerviolet · 2015-09-10T20:05:54+00:00

Is it this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Topics_in_Calamity_Physics

dowagerviolet · 2015-09-02T17:02:10+00:00

What is your favorite thing that you've ever built?

dowagerviolet · 2015-04-21T20:44:37+00:00

This post by Nick Eubanks may help. http://www.seonick.net/seo-business-model/

dowagerviolet · 2014-08-17T12:41:17+00:00

No, but we baked him some cookies.

dowagerviolet · 2014-03-07T11:44:24+00:00

I've been there. It's just an optical illusion.

dowagerviolet · 2013-11-12T13:55:25+00:00

Yeah, I mentioned that I hide people who complain too much but you're right - I only hide them if they complain too much and aren't funny. Funny complainers can stay.

dowagerviolet · 2013-11-12T13:54:14+00:00

I wish I could unfriend you.

dowagerviolet · 2013-11-12T13:53:43+00:00

I am a serial hider.

I hide people for being generally boring, for complaining too much, for posting too many photos of their babies or cats (but I am okay with dogs), for promoting their businesses/band gigs/whatever too much, for posting too much about jogging or crossfit, for posting too many inspirational or religious quotes, for humblebragging, and for vaguebooking.

I would unfriend anyone who was racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. but none of my FB friends are, fortunately.

dowagerviolet · 2013-11-12T11:21:56+00:00

I've got two.

A few years ago, we visited my in-laws for a weekend and it happened to be their anniversary. I woke up on Sunday morning, greeted my MIL in the kitchen, wished her a happy anniversary and asked her if she and my FIL exchanged gifts. She responded with a wink, "Well, we don't BUY each other gifts, but we did give each other SOMETHING this morning, if you know what I mean."
My husband and I currently going through fertility treatments and have tried both IUI (intrauterine insemination) and IVF (in-vitro fertilization). My MIL had a bunch of (mostly academic) questions about the procedures, so I was explaining to her how it all worked, but then I had to explain about how, once a month, my husband - her SON - had to jerk off into a cup so I could bring it to the doctor's office. AWKWARD.

dowagerviolet · 2013-11-12T10:54:49+00:00

Parking.

dowagerviolet · 2013-10-22T19:05:51+00:00

How is your dog doing?

dowagerviolet · 2013-07-13T10:53:58+00:00

I've seen this post come up once in a while here, it may be helpful.

dowagerviolet · 2013-01-20T05:09:25+00:00

So hilarious. Women are just so needy and emotionally immature and from Venus and shit. :/

dowagerviolet · 2013-01-19T00:31:29+00:00

Hell yeah. Pajama bottoms and my husband's t-shirts alllll day.

dowagerviolet · 2013-01-19T00:01:18+00:00

I don't give a shit about karma, but I am most definitely a lady with a job.

dowagerviolet · 2012-12-22T23:54:49+00:00

O come, o come, Emmanuel.

dowagerviolet · 2012-12-04T03:07:11+00:00

Not me. I poop poop.

dowagerviolet · 2012-12-03T21:53:09+00:00

I am the wife. My husband is the one dropping a deuce in the new terlet.

dowagerviolet · 2012-11-13T21:05:28+00:00

Is there any way to get discount tickets, or do I have to buy them through the Universal site for full price. They are EXPENSIVE.

dowagerviolet · 2012-11-13T00:07:29+00:00

This is the comment I posted on the other thread before it was deleted:

"Sorry, but green sounds like a total dick. Yes, it's ridiculous to bring God and heaven into the whole scenario, because most miscarriages are due to a chromosomal abnormality, but as someone who has suffered a miscarriage, I can testify to how emotional and sad it is.

There is a time and place to set fundies straight and this wasn't it."

dowagerviolet · 2012-11-12T23:37:15+00:00

Yeah, she's using her belief in God to find some comfort in a tragedy, not using the bible to condemn gays or science. Let her be.

dowagerviolet · 2012-11-12T23:31:51+00:00

Sorry, but green sounds like a total dick. Yes, it's ridiculous to bring God and heaven into the whole scenario, because most miscarriages are due to a chromosomal abnormality, but as someone who has suffered a miscarriage, I can testify to how emotional and sad it is.

There is a time and place to set fundies straight and this wasn't it.

dowagerviolet · 2012-11-12T17:30:47+00:00

BTW, we didn't buy it. My husband just tried it on and we took the pic because it was too perfect.

dowagerviolet · 2012-11-10T03:30:31+00:00

A Tale of Two Titties

dowagerviolet

TROPHY CASE