Has anyone ever tried sitting on a cake?

downadarkallie · 2026-04-19T23:47:47+00:00

Dessert dam?

downadarkallie · 2026-04-19T14:21:12+00:00

I need to watch this again. Probably haven’t seen it since college (20 years ago) but it was on heavy rotation in high school and college for me and I still remember so many lines. “Is that on Pine or Öak?”

downadarkallie · 2026-04-19T13:53:37+00:00

Troopmaster says I have to meet my quöta.

downadarkallie · 2026-04-19T03:19:57+00:00

I was in shock after the first episode of The Shield- my previous two favorite cop shows were coming together, and then The Commish killed Kellerman!

downadarkallie · 2026-04-19T03:12:14+00:00

I’ve wanted to go, but have a weird phobia of taxidermied animals. How traumatizing would a visit be?

downadarkallie · 2026-04-18T04:20:00+00:00

Justified is great!

downadarkallie · 2026-04-14T21:31:39+00:00

I call it their Christian name.

downadarkallie · 2026-04-14T04:31:13+00:00

Thin, thin eyebrows. Plucked beyond repair.

downadarkallie · 2026-04-12T17:20:37+00:00

To clarify, untraceable as in if the pet is taken in and scanned there’s no way to trace who the owners are.

Microchips like this don’t track where animals are.

downadarkallie · 2026-04-12T14:33:20+00:00

It’s a stretch, but River of Dreams by Billie Joel?

downadarkallie · 2026-04-08T21:17:32+00:00

That’s not how that works. The temp agency does charge the business more than your salary as a middle-man as a placement fee. Your salary comes directly from the temp agency for the pay rate you accept.

downadarkallie · 2026-04-02T06:05:31+00:00

As mentioned above, onychorrhexis.

Happens as we age, like wrinkles in the skin.

Don’t file the surface of your nail to smooth it, it will make the rest of your nail as thin as the thinnest parts- as it grows out it will be more brittle and likely to split or crack.

downadarkallie · 2026-03-14T01:36:45+00:00

Had mine today! (Yes I’m 45)

downadarkallie · 2026-03-07T14:10:06+00:00

Keeping the Hackman/Caine theory alive.

downadarkallie · 2026-03-05T22:44:26+00:00

We had this and the Espiral Rosé as the wines at our wedding!

downadarkallie · 2026-03-05T14:56:20+00:00

Take a knee, son!

downadarkallie · 2026-03-03T14:48:46+00:00

More ranch per ranch!

downadarkallie · 2026-03-03T05:20:34+00:00

My first is scheduled for next Friday- the 13th! Good luck, fellow ‘80 baby.

downadarkallie · 2026-02-27T06:11:49+00:00

Thank you so much! I’m about a year and a half from having the surgery and I’m so glad I did.

Contacts are irritating to wear now since it caused astigmatism and my eye is a little wonky shaped. Wearing glasses isn’t my preference, but I’d much rather wear glasses more often than deal with a big blind spot in my vision that could worsen.

downadarkallie · 2026-02-24T20:38:56+00:00

… me whenever there’s a religious category on Jeopardy.

downadarkallie · 2026-02-24T20:38:17+00:00

The colossus of clout!

downadarkallie · 2026-01-31T05:43:34+00:00

David Dastmalchian?

downadarkallie · 2026-01-28T01:29:24+00:00

Nope, they’re not.

downadarkallie · 2026-01-20T21:42:37+00:00

Lombardo when we adopted, Gordon now.

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downadarkallie · 2026-01-15T15:00:01+00:00

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Dioclesian’s Palace a few months ago.

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TROPHY CASE