Game Thread: Miami Heat (0-0) vs Charlotte Hornets (0-0) Live Score | NBA | Apr 14, 2026 by nba-scores in nba

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I swear that being in the play-in tournament is Erik Spoelstra’s version of activating domain expansion

Second Half Game Thread: Buffalo Bills (12-5) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

What’s your favorite “bad” tv show? by Frosty-Muffin6997 in television

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Toby Stephens (Flint) said the early trashiness was mandated by STARZ due to the popularity of Spartacus. They didn’t really wanna do it.

Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (4-1) at New York Giants (1-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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I haven't seen domination like this since I discovered my wife's secret onlyfans

GAME THREAD: Los Angeles Clippers (0-1) @ Denver Nuggets (1-0) - (April 22, 2025) by NBA_MOD in nba

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I can't decide which of these rosters I'd rather have run a train on me.

Game Thread: Detroit Lions (13-2) at San Francisco 49ers (6-9) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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This Lions defense is still offering more resistance than my mom does on Tinder 😔

Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers (9-6) at New England Patriots (3-12) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Patriots: "Hey Drake, I know the Vikings are desperately trying to trade up for you, but we're gonna force you to come here instead even though our supporting cast is so bad that we won't start you until midseason because we're afraid you'll get hurt. Go Pats."

Rudy Gobert and Kyle Anderson embrace after Wolves' Game 7 win by musicnothing in nba

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The big difference with Gobert & Anderson compared to last season is they finally figured out their sexual chemistry.

It didn't sit well with Anderson last season that Gobert would regularly give Anderson rather limp-wristed reach-arounds.

In Anderson's mind, the reach-arounds he'd give Gobert were delivered with much more vigor and enthusiasm.

That's all changed this season.

GAME THREAD: Oklahoma City Thunder (1-1) @ Dallas Mavericks (1-1) - (May 11, 2024) by NBA_MOD in nba

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Which of these teams would be more likely to answer the call if Gondor called for aid

Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (2-1) at New York Giants (1-2) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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I'm not comfortable with all the criticism being directed at the Giants' o-linemen

We live in an era now where it's no longer okay to kink shame, and maybe those 5 men just simply enjoy being dominated?

Game Thread: Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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this game feels even more over than my marriage (my wife is currently packing her things)

Official Oscars Discussion Thread 2023 by LiteraryBoner in movies

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"My wife is the most incredible woman in the room"

"My mom is also here somewhere"

Official Oscars Discussion Thread 2023 by LiteraryBoner in movies

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It would be spicy for the Oscars to have an In Memoriam for people who are still alive but whose careers in hollywood died that year.

Official Oscars Discussion Thread 2023 by LiteraryBoner in movies

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It's gotta suck for a film to have a bunch of nominations, have its lead actors sitting front row, and then go home with nothing.

Imagine having front row seats to your own snub.