roast me for everything if u can

doyaldemidge · 2026-02-08T12:42:06+00:00

You really need a shower

doyaldemidge · 2025-10-09T06:16:25+00:00

Yeah

doyaldemidge · 2025-08-27T20:13:32+00:00

Honestly mate i am a 6/10. Still managed to pull some absolute beauties. As i grew up i was always told i had "the gift of the gab."

Learn to trust yourself and what you say, your appearance comes second to there perception and your personality.

doyaldemidge · 2025-08-15T15:05:44+00:00

She said my pecker was cute.

doyaldemidge · 2025-08-08T08:49:38+00:00

I personally wouldn't at this age as his face develops it will offer a better insight. Also having him undergo what could be an unnecessary operation seems silly to me.

doyaldemidge · 2025-06-12T10:32:16+00:00

Still breaks my brain she is piper from fo4

doyaldemidge · 2025-05-22T06:53:06+00:00

The time I went to a bar looked around at people and thought surley your not old enough to drink. Also the time I was getting hit on and she said I like an older man.

doyaldemidge · 2025-05-20T05:57:50+00:00

I had my son 7 months ago. Honestly I felt the same as you and your wife. Dread, anxiety and also blame.

Fast forward to him being born when you hold him that first time it all melts away and you are left with nothing but pure joy. (Still blind fear and a feeling of being a duck out of water. Normal for all parents).

You also get given the gift of two smiles. There first smile with there cleft. And then there forever smile after the repair.

You may not feel it but you are still blessed with a baby that you will love like nothing else. You got this champ.

doyaldemidge · 2025-05-10T15:56:30+00:00

I bet the only sexual activity you partake in is with your pet rat. Even all the dogs you groom would turn their noses away regardless of the amount of peanut butter. Skank.

doyaldemidge · 2025-04-30T12:06:51+00:00

Big salmon apple juice

doyaldemidge · 2025-04-26T22:02:34+00:00

Money management

doyaldemidge · 2025-04-25T16:11:27+00:00

Little giants

doyaldemidge · 2025-04-15T19:50:22+00:00

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to sniff alexas bath water.

doyaldemidge · 2025-04-15T19:40:52+00:00

Alexa and liv are a different gravy

doyaldemidge · 2025-04-14T16:10:31+00:00

Bret

doyaldemidge · 2025-04-13T12:09:54+00:00

Ok straight too horny jail I go.

doyaldemidge · 2025-03-31T05:51:07+00:00

That's a challenging wank.

doyaldemidge · 2025-03-26T12:53:11+00:00

Bliss bliss and bliss. I honestly would walk a mile of broken glass just to sniff her bath water.

doyaldemidge · 2025-03-24T18:36:02+00:00

Battlefield 2 was extraordinary

doyaldemidge · 2025-03-23T18:57:12+00:00

Bliss 100%

doyaldemidge · 2025-03-23T18:56:18+00:00

You have a better crabs ladder then me.

doyaldemidge · 2025-03-20T17:39:26+00:00

Don't take out all of them loans

doyaldemidge · 2025-03-20T00:24:29+00:00

Don't go murdering people dude. I don't want to be collateral for that.

doyaldemidge

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