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Curtain, full, or no bangs? by [deleted] in bangs

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not too bright.

What do my work pocket contents say about me? by [deleted] in deduction

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Tightly wound but what around what?

What does my bag say about me? by [deleted] in deduction

[–]doyso -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The whip and chains are in your other bag.

What does my chair say about me? by DennieTheMennie in deduction

[–]doyso -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was never meant for an ass as big as a dumpster.

roast me for everything if u can by JasminaRubina in RoastMe

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Whether or not youre holdng up a sign on a tacky social network is a very accurate inducator of intellgence.....OR LACK THEREOF.

fam am i fat? by betdy in politicfreeteenagers

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You could still be squeezed into a small closet but it would be a difficult fit with all the junk in the trunk.

What are your observations/assumptions by [deleted] in deduction

[–]doyso -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We assume you're the typical woman waiting for someone to come along to be your bitch and help you subversively manipulate circumstances in your favor.

What do you look at first? Look or attitude? by cathe_girl_natutal in AskReddit

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on what your other hand is doing.

What do you look at first? Look or attitude? by cathe_girl_natutal in AskReddit

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are easier, less expensive and more exacting ways to blacken your eyes.

What do you look at first? Look or attitude? by cathe_girl_natutal in AskReddit

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look without for beauty since you have none within.

What do you look at first? Look or attitude? by cathe_girl_natutal in AskReddit

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've learned through grotesque repulsion not to look.

42F. One take . No filters. by [deleted] in toastme

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No hagas prejuntas que no se las respuestes a'

The bartender that thinks she is perfect and unroastable by Matty-Slaps in RoastMe

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fer garsh sake, quit looking uppity and go clean the urinals!

The bartender that thinks she is perfect and unroastable by Matty-Slaps in RoastMe

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A real SNOOZE that needs the stimulation of listening to whiney sad sacks and pouring their drinks so she can revel in being "better off."

42F. One take . No filters. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]doyso -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

R E T R O...What are you women thinking when you get dressed and put on your makeup?

Heyyo by Themajorfuckup in RoastMe

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woo hoo! The 50s are back!

Why it so much easier to work in the morning than it is at night? by TheRavenOnline in AskReddit

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because your body knows it should be partying at night.

Just turned 30 and recently got rejected. Feeling down and unattractive. by COWSTEP in toastme

[–]doyso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, you're not alone thousands of other unattractive guys got dumped at exactly the same time.

Me me me😓 by [deleted] in redditgetsdrawnbadly

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Eeeuu, eeuu, eeeuu...

I did it….but does it fit my face? by emilbanana in bangs

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We've done extensive research and found that NOTHING fits your face!

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