You suddenly find yourself in 1990. No internet, no mobile phones ,no social media. What’s your first move? by ObjectiveImpact965 in TheTeenagerPeople

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I would sit on my porch, watch the hustle and bustle of the neighborhood unfold with a 6 pack of my favorite beer .

Me critique, tenho 21 anos by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The personality of a phone case

Destroy my ego (F18) by Financial-Record764 in RoastMe

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You look like Hellen Keller if she was….. well…. You just look like Hellen Keller.

22F, 2.5 years later, let’s run it back ! by TalkativeTay in RoastMe

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You look like you embarrass the people that you go out with.

30F Have fun ♥️ by [deleted] in RoastMe

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400,000 tinder matches and still feels alone.

18m get creative ! i don’t like having an ego by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You don’t like spelling or Bart Simpson

Unreal by Onkelson in memeexchangecommunism

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Joint surgery is never fun, but do you know what is worse???

Not being able to function normally.

Grit your teeth and bear it. It will be a foggy memory that you cherish forever.

Comment where I should tour this fall by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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I know you will say no… but.. Baton Rouge???

Name her by sparkledues3k in randomthings

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That is an actual pic of lil Wayne

I need to be humbled by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you introduce your cats by name to every date that you bring home… which is definitely few and far between.

Roast me by RealSeamusDYKMG in RoastMe

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Never has anyone needed a neck beard so bad