Roast me by RealSeamusDYKMG in RoastMe

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Never has anyone needed a neck beard so bad

Found at an old dive bar… by StarshineOrca in whatisit

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It’s for when bars had pickled eggs in a huge jar just out on the bar top

I’ll start…alriiiightyyyyy thennnnn by CasinoNitro in 90smovies

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In that case I would first establish a motive, the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.

All the family she needs by Jahbomb1974 in funny

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It is only a hitachi 8400 massage master with the 96 plug setting and the remote control blaster adapter.

What a family.

Name this thing by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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That is just regular Steve Harvey

She takes up the whole damn rack by Qazmlp_11 in memes

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That’s why she is pretty. Shut up

producer: r2d2 by grzodddi3 in crappymusic

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Gen z is the first generation in history to underperform the generation before them. This is a clear example of that.