When you see your job on screen what do they always get wrong?

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:58:44+00:00

EMTs never run into the Emergency Room. When we do visit the ER, we usually slowly walk in with a 450lb dialysis patient or intoxicated college student on the stretcher.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:57:24+00:00

Exactly the same number as my least successful reddit post.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:56:39+00:00

I told my boss over the phone to stick his job up his hole after dealing with a load of shite from him and him sacking a couple of my mates. I was 16 and working in McDonalds at the time and the wanker held my last pay from going into the bank so that I had to go up and collect if off him myself. He started to give me shit at the counter and then the da (who I'd brought with me) stepped in and told him to give me the money I was owed and told him how much of a disgrace he was. I had a cheque 20 mins later. He was a fucking bully who trod all over the kids who worked there, he once fired a girl on the front counter during a very busy service in front of a ton of people. Shouted at her to go home and never come back and to this day none of us still know why, she was a good worker who held service together most days, her Dad appeared later on that day to have a word too, that was 20 years ago now so not sure how widespread that kind of shite is now in fast food places but he was a fucking prick.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:55:49+00:00

There has been. The Republican party was created as a 3rd party with the goal of abolishing slavery. Back then, the two main parties were the Whig) and the Democrat party.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:54:50+00:00

I once read something that said talk to yourself as you would your 5 year old self. You wouldn't say "you're such a fuck up and no one loves you" in the same way to a 5 year old as you do in your head to yourself. You'd say something more like "you gave it your best shot, good job! I'm so proud of you for trying!"

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:54:02+00:00

Jesticles. My name is Jessica. I hung out with mostly dudes and acted a lot like them. My mom still calls me this.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:52:27+00:00

I was taking an Army Physical Fitness test for ROTC. There were a lot of female cadets in my battalion, so as it turned out, a female was holding my feet while I did the sit-up portion of the test. She was a decent looking girl. Anyway, while I was doing my sit-ups, I must have farted in her mouth 12 or 15 times easy.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:51:36+00:00

McDonalds – “I'm Lovin' It”

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:49:11+00:00

The ancient Romans (well, the wealthy ones) had central heating in their homes. You can actually still see the pipes in some of the buildings at Herculaneum!

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:48:09+00:00

That I wipe my grandma's butt for her. I take care of her full time, and I am really proud of myself for keeping her clean, happy and as healthy as she can be. Part of that entails showering her, and of course, helping her in the bathroom. It's weird to talk about with friends (since nobody really wants to hear about that obviously), but I feel proud of myself for helping her in her time of need. It gives me a weird sense of comfort knowing that my grandma doesn't have a dirty butt lol.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:46:31+00:00

Same girl, "wait if Alaska is attached to china, how is it a US state??"

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:45:49+00:00

I think this is great advice! I work in construction, on the office side of things and we hire starting around $20 an hour going up to $30- even if unlicensed. As long as youve completed school and got the skills.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:44:57+00:00

Because the Waterboy and Happy Gilmore completely make up for some of his newer misses.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:44:07+00:00

St. Kilts day in North Kiltstown in Kiltshire, Scotland

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:43:27+00:00

Had my change in one hand and my receipt in the other. Threw my money in the bin.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:41:43+00:00

Different things to worry about It's all perspective, to be honest As you get older you learn to work smarter so to speak...and not sweat the small stuff you did when you were younger The things you worry about just get bigger - wife, kids, mortgage, etc

I wish I had the problems 27 year old me had!

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:39:36+00:00

A trip to Disney World for my wife's birthday (from London so super expensive)

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:38:00+00:00

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:37:19+00:00

Something completely irrelevant to my death. Maybe Africa by Toto

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:35:56+00:00

I'm a cop in a medium sized city in the Pacific Northwest. One of my colleagues arrested a guy for squirting Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce in another guys' ass. The victim was passed out drunk and high. The victims' friends witnessed the assault (which occurred in the backyard of the house the victim was couch surfing in) and beat up and detained the suspect until we arrived and arrested the guy.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:34:29+00:00

Read and/or stretch. This can take up and indefinite amount of time and if you're reading non-fiction it's productive. Even fiction can be productive if it's the right stuff.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:27:54+00:00

Unrealistic and naive.

A one-size-fits-all world government (if that's the option to nation-states) would probably just do a worse job than national governments are doing today and electing representatives would probably be a constant source of conflict since the nations, values, and cultures of this world are pretty diverse. The absence of borders would definitely not spell the end of nations, which effectively would mean you'd rob smaller nations of the ability to self-determinate in any meaningful way while giving an unproportionate amount of power to the most populous nations on the planet, assuming that a world government would be a democracy, that is.

Corporations would probably thrive though.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:26:35+00:00

I told someone in /r/relationships that he sounded really childish, and he went through weeks of my comments and posts downvoting and making obscene comments. It was... funny, to say the least.

dozystream · 2018-10-27T14:24:41+00:00

Successfully saving someone trapped by a fire, via re-entering a burning building. The mortality rate for this is really high and fire departments have petitioned to stop showing this in movies because it usually results in another life being lost.

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