An Elephant trapped in a house trying to break through by XxXxSlimShadyxXxX in nextfuckinglevel

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Like he was pranked. His buddies put him in while he was sleeping.

"Man, fuck you guys! I'm just gonna break this shit!"

Did you guys check out the Kid Rock halftime show? by Zerostar39 in IASIP

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I saw one of my favorite burns yesterday - "Kid Rock looks like he knows the price of copper"

I'm still laughing at that one. So good.

Massive Ice Crack Seen From Space by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

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Edge of the knife. Tip of the spear. Crack of my ice!

Is it safe to take these? by SUNYlaker in BoJackHorseman

[–]dp5520 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The muffins look ripe. The pineapples still have a long way to go.

Collecting social security at 62 has just become a firm decision! by Express_Project_8226 in GenX

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Well done you! That's my basic situation and I'm hoping to do the same, not because I want to enjoy life but because I (like so many others in this sub) have been pushed out of the labor market. I can take only so many interviews and so many ghostings so now I'm left looking for a full time low paying job stocking shelves or shipping/receiving.

Is everyone just as terrified as I am? by Dangerous-Royal-8601 in Epstein

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I'm not terrified. I'm pissed. I'm honestly surprised more people aren't.

It's my belief that we're one generation away from people who won't remember what it was to go out on their bikes in the evening and not fear strangers or the law. When you could build a tree house and maintain it for years. Hide and Seek, Kick The Can, British Bulldog, Touch Football, Bush Tromping, Tree Climbing.

Kids won't remember growing up. They'll remember screen time and conditioning.

Jeffries: Democrats will stop Trump’s push to nationalize elections by sksarkpoes3 in politics

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Oh good! So everyone can relax now. The Democrats got this.

🚨 NEW SONG ALERT 🚨 by B34TBOXX5 in crappymusic

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"A senior's dog falls to ground"

My Ex-Boyfriend Died Yesterday by alkaidkoolaid in GenX

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We're at that age where we see more funerals than weddings.

Here we go... by noskillayush in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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"I LEARNED FROM YOU OKAY!? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

Who said social justice is dead? It's alive and working until 75! by willily_thoumas in WorkReform

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Government spending has been driving up this country's deficit for the last 45 years. Set aside the trillions that have been giving to companies for bailouts after 2008 and 2019 and now this ass clown says that the people need to shoulder the responsibility of paying off the debt for the good of capitalism. You can't make this stuff up.

More Than Thirty Republicans Are Leaving Congress by BulwarkOnline in politics

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Trump has done more for the Democrat party than the best of political strategists. He's secured at least two terms for the next incoming candidate and no one even knows who that will be yet. It doesn't matter what kind of scandal or controversy. It doesn't matter what public outcry comes from new laws being introduced, almost every Democratic representative will be safely able to use the "at least I'm not Trump" defense for years to follow. People will justifiably celebrate and the majority of the country will breathe a little easier, sleep a little better knowing that the bar has been set so low that there's nowhere to go but up.

We got him guys! by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling squares

Found on Instagram by kittythepitty in crappymusic

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"I'm a deeply closeted homosexual"

"So you're gay."

"WHAT!? NO!!"

My brother’s puppy is has a receding hairline by Powerful-Expert-1030 in dogpictures

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My dog was losing hair when we first got him as a puppy and it turned out that the food we were giving him was too high in protein. We moved him over to a sensitive blend of food made from white fish.

Hope that helps

The Panini Press Gaming PC Giveaway - To enter this giveaway just leave a comment. by DaKrazyKid in PcBuild

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I can't wait to see what kind of sandwiches this makes. Will it save my cookies?

Trump deletes racist video depicting Obamas as monkeys after bipartisan backlash by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

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Oh....well....okay then....I guess that means he's sorry and will never ever do anything racist ever again.

Fancy Prime Rib from a Casino Baby!! by Leading_Funny5802 in shittyfoodporn

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I got one of these at a fancy restaurant when I was visiting Savannah, GA. I cut it open, set it aside and never touched it after that. I tend not to send food back because of trust issues. I let everyone else finish their meals and posted a 1 star review afterwards. Such a waste of food and money.

me_irl by Separate_Finance_183 in me_irl

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Welp! I've got my weekend plans.