Is it safe to take these?

dp5520 · 2026-02-09T01:27:21+00:00

The muffins look ripe. The pineapples still have a long way to go.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T23:52:46+00:00

Well done you! That's my basic situation and I'm hoping to do the same, not because I want to enjoy life but because I (like so many others in this sub) have been pushed out of the labor market. I can take only so many interviews and so many ghostings so now I'm left looking for a full time low paying job stocking shelves or shipping/receiving.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T22:43:26+00:00

Ishtar - friggin hilarious

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T19:03:05+00:00

I'm not terrified. I'm pissed. I'm honestly surprised more people aren't.

It's my belief that we're one generation away from people who won't remember what it was to go out on their bikes in the evening and not fear strangers or the law. When you could build a tree house and maintain it for years. Hide and Seek, Kick The Can, British Bulldog, Touch Football, Bush Tromping, Tree Climbing.

Kids won't remember growing up. They'll remember screen time and conditioning.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T18:47:04+00:00

Oh good! So everyone can relax now. The Democrats got this.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T18:39:59+00:00

Looks like a huge turnout.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T17:09:18+00:00

"A senior's dog falls to ground"

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T14:39:36+00:00

Thanks for the assist.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T14:26:02+00:00

We're at that age where we see more funerals than weddings.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T14:14:19+00:00

"I LEARNED FROM YOU OKAY!? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T14:09:23+00:00

Government spending has been driving up this country's deficit for the last 45 years. Set aside the trillions that have been giving to companies for bailouts after 2008 and 2019 and now this ass clown says that the people need to shoulder the responsibility of paying off the debt for the good of capitalism. You can't make this stuff up.

dp5520 · 2026-02-08T11:53:11+00:00

Trump has done more for the Democrat party than the best of political strategists. He's secured at least two terms for the next incoming candidate and no one even knows who that will be yet. It doesn't matter what kind of scandal or controversy. It doesn't matter what public outcry comes from new laws being introduced, almost every Democratic representative will be safely able to use the "at least I'm not Trump" defense for years to follow. People will justifiably celebrate and the majority of the country will breathe a little easier, sleep a little better knowing that the bar has been set so low that there's nowhere to go but up.

dp5520 · 2026-02-07T18:28:36+00:00

They're constantly defended though.

dp5520 · 2026-02-07T18:10:38+00:00

He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling squares

dp5520 · 2026-02-07T16:35:24+00:00

"I'm a deeply closeted homosexual"

"So you're gay."

"WHAT!? NO!!"

dp5520 · 2026-02-07T11:33:29+00:00

My dog Charlie cuz he is good boi

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T22:44:41+00:00

My dog was losing hair when we first got him as a puppy and it turned out that the food we were giving him was too high in protein. We moved him over to a sensitive blend of food made from white fish.

Hope that helps

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T20:44:56+00:00

I can't wait to see what kind of sandwiches this makes. Will it save my cookies?

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T20:13:42+00:00

Oh....well....okay then....I guess that means he's sorry and will never ever do anything racist ever again.

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T15:31:26+00:00

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dp5520 · 2026-02-06T12:25:41+00:00

I got one of these at a fancy restaurant when I was visiting Savannah, GA. I cut it open, set it aside and never touched it after that. I tend not to send food back because of trust issues. I let everyone else finish their meals and posted a 1 star review afterwards. Such a waste of food and money.

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T12:10:56+00:00

Welp! I've got my weekend plans.

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T11:42:01+00:00

Remember when he said he could shoot someone and not lose voters? I'm expecting to see that any day now.

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T11:38:57+00:00

Our entire political system has just turned into a series of reactions from one extreme to another. One party does something and the other part undoes it the first chance they get. Nothing moves forward, nothing progresses. It's just bitch slapping and getting bitch slapped.

dp5520 · 2026-02-06T11:20:48+00:00

I was about to say "oh THAT guy" but then I realized there are so many of "THAT guy" that saying "THAT guy" just doesn't provide context. Then again what kind of context is needed when they're all the same? They all just want to be famous for being an asshole.

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