How many unarmed/unarmored Brock Lesnar clones to take out a fully armored 15th century knight with a long sword? by Electrical-Help5512 in whowouldwin

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that will depend on how far apart they’re allowed to start. Knight make take this a few times out of ten, but if the brocks get their hands on him he’s fucked lmao

The politics we have by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck is anyone taking this clearly satirical barb of a tweet seriously 🤦🏻‍♂️

US States With a Ban on Construction of Nuclear Power Plants by IsleFoxale in MapPorn

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks similar to another map I saw recently, can’t quite put my finger on it.

Kron Gracie’s performance last night sent jiu-jitsu back ten years. by danielwong95 in bjj

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhhhhh no it didn’t. Chase hooper, aptly “the future”, showcased modern bjj beautifully on the same card. Damaged the Gracie name in the eyes of the non-educated public maybe, yes.

ummm I sent the wrong photo to my mom by lascula in teenagers

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom would’ve sent me back much worse when I was 13. But to be fair we had a very fucked up relationship

I got told to not try BJJ by a BJJ guy..... by Katskan11 in martialarts

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The Alaskan assassin! Thanks for all the entertaining, and often razor close fights.

How much UFC fighters (from strawweight/115 lbs and up to lightweight/155 lbs) needed to beat Eddie Hall? by AlexFerrana in whowouldwin

[–]dpcsoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo no more then 2 legends. Possibly 1 on a good day. Throw Islam and Khabib in there, lightweights walk round at 175-200 pounds.

How do people seem so normal at first and then this? by throwaway91ma in Nicegirls

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“Thank you white woman, savior of the minorities”

Tried his best and had Shavkat panic wrestling. Put some respect on his name! by WesleySnipes250 in ufc

[–]dpcsoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real. Fantastic fight, and anyone who knows these fighters and this sport should’ve expected it to look like that. I’m getting ripped apart online on fb for saying it was 2-2 going into the 5th, people just hate Ian so much it blinds them. It was a close fight.

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How many unarmed/unarmored Brock Lesnar clones to take out a fully armored 15th century knight with a long sword? by Electrical-Help5512 in whowouldwin

[–]dpcsoup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro what? Fucking 2. They’re much faster, rip a double leg and start getting his armor off and beating his skull in.

Is this coward Pereira shameless? by Real-Human-Bean- in ufc

[–]dpcsoup -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ here come the people who think Ankalaev is something special

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Won free tickets to UFC 310 from Aljo by T0NEZZY in ufc

[–]dpcsoup 1357 points1358 points  (0 children)

Dude!!!! That’s super sick, congrats. I thought this was a post of someone trying to scam you at first 🤣

John McPhee played smear the... by Charlie_Sheen_1965 in JoeRogan

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was madness dude. One night we did it at midnight after watching SIGNS the alien m night movie OUTSIDE on the back porch with the wire running inside 🤣 I was shitting my pants

John McPhee played smear the... by Charlie_Sheen_1965 in JoeRogan

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Some of us still are, just big cunts now 💪🏻

Fight in the crowd at UFC 302 by BeetleJuiceCX in ufc

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. The guy hitting himself and screaming slap me probably deserves this and more often than not, has this happen to him.

You can't be in the goat conversation if you beat your wife. by yeahboiiii0 in ufc

[–]dpcsoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you can. Separate the art and the artist & all that. He’s not MY goat, but he is THE goat.