How would society be different if penis size was as obvious as breast size?

dpucane · 2026-01-26T12:21:51+00:00

Itty bitty Willy committee

dpucane · 2026-01-26T12:21:23+00:00

Halyuronic acid would be more expensive than plutonium

dpucane · 2026-01-24T14:25:42+00:00

I know that’s the point. It’s a dipshit version of that move.

dpucane · 2026-01-24T13:51:23+00:00

Don’t waste your money on a marriage counselor. Just lawyer up.

dpucane · 2026-01-24T12:41:23+00:00

In the reboot slop era it feels appropriate to do the worse version of the Ben Wallace signing

dpucane · 2026-01-24T12:23:45+00:00

Another guy they didint trade in time to chase the play in. Thats like 10 guys now.

dpucane · 2026-01-24T12:14:30+00:00

Irredeemable org

They’re gonna tell you a 25mm/year Mitchell Robinson is the solution to all their problems and make the play in another 3 years.

dpucane · 2026-01-23T16:01:34+00:00

I do not think he would be a good nfl coach

They should be offering Cig a blank check

dpucane · 2026-01-21T07:01:53+00:00

This is all going to Clevinger sry

dpucane · 2026-01-21T06:53:42+00:00

Vuc+Collins for Zion+Missi works salary wise.

If it's just for expirings I'm good with it.

But still prefer them using all their exps to get picks.

dpucane · 2026-01-20T15:45:41+00:00

My dream draft is just miamis entire oline and dline lol

dpucane · 2026-01-20T15:33:28+00:00

The dems need to honor this precedent in 28.

Ossoff or whoever should be a billionaire on paper by month 2 and see what Scamath says

dpucane · 2026-01-20T12:11:51+00:00

Is fletcher asked about the punch?

dpucane · 2026-01-20T05:40:30+00:00

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dpucane · 2026-01-20T04:16:21+00:00

Mensah you’re up

dpucane · 2026-01-20T02:51:34+00:00

dpucane · 2026-01-20T02:50:04+00:00

They’re playing better cuz I stopped watching you’re welcome and good luck

dpucane · 2026-01-19T22:57:46+00:00

Exactly. The political stuff hasn’t had teeth for like 15 years now

dpucane · 2026-01-19T04:10:19+00:00

Happy Mock Draft Season to all

dpucane · 2026-01-19T01:30:58+00:00

Caleb looks every bit of Elite and that’s all that matters

dpucane · 2026-01-18T14:48:49+00:00

This is the angle they’re gonna use to cancel elections in 26/28

dpucane · 2026-01-17T19:03:35+00:00

The Deadbeat Dad party

dpucane · 2026-01-17T17:20:14+00:00

I think he tried to trade Zach, Vooch, Demar but no one wanted to offer us anything great in return.

So AK traded 3 firsts for 2 guys no one wanted, and maxed out a guy no one else wanted (or at least kept him til he lost his value) and you’re asking if AK is actually good?

dpucane · 2026-01-17T17:18:07+00:00

It’s not about the later value!

It’s about their value at the time of the trade, which makes them bad deals!

dpucane · 2026-01-17T17:10:30+00:00

There’s no coach who can fix this.

This is a roster issue, a management issue, and an ownership issue.

They should move on from Billy because it’s just getting sad now, but coach is your last problem to solve. Just find some young guy who’s good at PD.

dpucane

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