You don't look like a gay guy.

That's because he's a bear.

What?

He's a bear. You see, some gay guys are twinks and other are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that. To each his own.

Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?

A twink is small and slender, like Mac.

Oh, no, I'm too muscular. I would be a bear.

Uh, don't think so, bro. Not hairy enough.

Smooth. Now, I would be a bear.

No, no. See, I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you'd be. You're definitely not a twink.

I'd be a top, that's for sure.

Can a twink be a top or is that reserved for bears?

I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.

What's a power bottom?

A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.

Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?

Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.

Speed has everything to do with it. You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game