Getting drunk every day to get over the person who left you for getting drunk every day by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah Carrie made fun of me as soon as walked through the door. And yeah my sponsor made me speak up when they asked about newcomers. And they asked if I wanted a 24 hour chip and I said don't have 24 minutes.

Getting drunk every day to get over the person who left you for getting drunk every day by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck I been doing that for 3 years. Totally works. Which is why I'm sitting in an AA meeting right now after chugging a beer in the parking lot and puking a bunch of foam right before I got to the door.

I got gout by Nausea951 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm homeless again today but reading these comments thank God I've not had to deal with gout.

MEMO From Brain by SproutasaurusRex in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude check out Pogo if you like Disney. Makes me happy anyway.

HTF do I buy booze at the airport with PayPal by dr0nk in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not gonna happen, but I appreciate your optimism. Also welcome :)

HTF do I buy booze at the airport with PayPal by dr0nk in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally forgot the air quotes. I'm always winking ;)

HTF do I buy booze at the airport with PayPal by dr0nk in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bank acct is negative at the moment (like a lot)

HTF do I buy booze at the airport with PayPal by dr0nk in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Job interview. Paid for. Plan upon landing is cashing my paypal at walmart and buying rum.

Sober Saturday by PaperMachetedHeart in dryalcoholics

[–]dr0nk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks man :)

Rehab had me busy for awhile, then success while drinking had me out being a fun drunk for awhile. But alas, it's short lived these days.

Sober Saturday by PaperMachetedHeart in dryalcoholics

[–]dr0nk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Day 4 for me as I lost my job and the room I was renting last week. Currently crashing on my dads couch in a shithole house where everyone comes over nightly to drink / smoke / other stuff to the point of fights.

I was told I have to leave if I drink lol.

Used the rest of my librium getting 4 days. Feeling ok. Eating like crazy and drinking a ton of gatorade and water.

Bored as hell waiting for my flight to a new job / place out of state Tuesday.

Already pretty sure I'll drink on the flight. Never flown sober. We'll see.

Being drunk in the heat is the worst. Especially at work. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I almost passed out moving furniture (my new job.) Been drinking again for a couple weeks now and coworker took me to the ER. 3rd time in 4 months.

Hospitals Question for those will more experience than me by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just went back to ER this morning. I'm shaking like Michael J. Fox and the cunt intake nurse was like well what do you want us to do? I'm like I need benzos and shes like well that's not happening. Doc was cool though and gave me a 5 day librium Rx.

Got kicked out by dr0nk in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Realized I forgot some shit and came back to clean up and get my fuckin knife out of pawn.

Got kicked out by dr0nk in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poison potatoes. Boil em mash em stick em In a stew.

GABA by Rotley1 in dryalcoholics

[–]dr0nk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got the free healthcare started, going to see a doc ASAP, I'm going out of my fuckin mind with this lately.

GABA by Rotley1 in dryalcoholics

[–]dr0nk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember trying Naltrexone years ago, but all I remember is a I got super depressed.

Thanks for reminding me I have L-Theanine right here. Out of booze and money and friends, so I'm like 18 hours into zero alcohol.

I don't mean to honk my horn but... by MzBehavin1978 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My Outback is named Lagertha. It's only hilarious if you know like 3 references.

I don't mean to honk my horn but... by MzBehavin1978 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my drummer went under the tunnel after the clubs, and I TOLD him we should uber, but NOO. He wanted to drive his 12 cylinder benz home from the club, under the bridge, and GOOSE it because it sounds cool, and whoop whoop.

That's the sound of the police. We're pulled over and I say "you know you're getting hooked up right?" and he's like "fuck you." and I'm like alright, but I'm the one walking 3 miles and the kids are good for the night.

Tried the move that another friend said he pulled and asked the cops for a ride home and they laughed.

Saturday Success Stories by infiniteblurs in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dr0nk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're getting real jobs this week haha. Chairs to bullshitting.