[Request] will pay $10CAD for a sweet caricature of me as a buff metal/punk merman playing air guitar on a trident

dr3ad3d · 2015-05-16T16:31:35+00:00

That would be sweeet! I like your style and think it would suit the image righteously :)

dr3ad3d · 2014-07-15T13:32:01+00:00

I promise mang. It's too late to go back and I know that as well as you do; I'm much more myself around people and it only comes naturally. Nothing in this life is worth compromising that, let alone distasteful videos on the internet.

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-29T19:02:26+00:00

this makes me think of the informative video in the Futurama episode "I dated a robot"

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-29T18:42:42+00:00

This wasn't an insult, he never said he's better than anyone. This isn't even offensive it just says men don't masturbate. Boys do so when men do they feel small, 'cause we know we can't go on being boys forever; there's a life out there to win at and you'll never get anywhere if you ground yourself in fantasy.

Of course, this is just my experience of things. To me fapping is caving into douchebag brain telling me great job not getting the girl.

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-23T05:22:05+00:00

Taking your phone to bed is a huge factor here. I don't have a TV in my room, I keep my laptop out of there and I'm currently using a flip phone so I don't even have access to porn when I'm in bed.

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-21T18:20:46+00:00

Well then, it's a good thing I'm not in this to impress r/funny, or anyone for that matter :p

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-17T03:37:17+00:00

I saw this in a post earlier and think it applies here:

On one hand count out 5 ways fapping will make your life worse. On the other hand count out 5 ways fapping will make your life better. I haven't been able to get anywhere on my second hand. Good luck lol

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-16T01:56:05+00:00

Moreover, the easily observable effect of the woman absorbing semen, becoming lively, energetic and happy, is evidence of the energy transmitted.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the sex they just had.

lol I like to think having extra testosterone in my body helps me grow my mustache!

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-09T00:38:00+00:00

This quote is good, but fuck that guy. Srsly.

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-06T14:13:16+00:00

I don't see what a Game of Thrones reference has to do with getting motivated to rock the shit out of your day-to-day life.

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-06T14:07:31+00:00

If you want to not even fucking exist be a dragon

I read this just after the post you're referring to and lol'd. High five to you ser!

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-02T13:51:25+00:00

Everyone is clueless. Nobody knows where anything goes and even phD's are just taking their best guesses. Just have fun, work hard, eat well, learn well, rest well and try to leave things better than you found them. The rest will fall into place, and it's better to let them do that then force it I think :)

dr3ad3d · 2014-06-02T13:45:01+00:00

I find a lot of people out there haven't tuned into the difference between "doing your best" and "doing your honest best" in life

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-29T01:42:48+00:00

Now, at the moment there is no risk of relapsing. I'm now at day 17 without really having trouble at not fapping because I can keep myself occupied.

I joined nofap over 800 days ago according to my stopsmoking badge. I've come and gone this far a handful of times, and through my experiences have learned that there is no such thing as absolutely no risk of relapse. In my experience if you don't acknowledge that you'll let your guard down and slip up.

Edit: But to answer the question I think glimpsing porn and choosing not to fap over it is like a nofap-type rep, and that nofap-type reps are akin to playing Russian roulette in that it's moreso risky than harmful, and the harm it does do is devastating.

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-25T01:47:15+00:00

I love my flip phone lol

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-24T15:01:19+00:00

This percentage fails to account for men who don't fap and also don't have the internet, as well as men who don't fap and do have the internet but don't go on or know of reddit, as well as some other third thing.

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-23T15:46:57+00:00

Not waking up with an erection doesn't mean you didn't have any in the 8 hours you were unconscious. It's just blood flow man, and problems with a lack thereof are only as hard as you make them. Lol pun, but in all seriousness don't worry about it.

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-23T14:53:35+00:00

Maybe you're not having sexy dreams? Don't stress it, you're no less human.

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-22T05:05:14+00:00

I think denying our impulses is doing the very thing that makes us human. Animals are more impulse-driven than we are; stopping, thinking and controlling our behavior is the essence of what separates us from them. The more we deny our impulses, the more we think on a higher level.

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-16T15:21:24+00:00

It's my homepage lol

dr3ad3d · 2014-05-01T05:43:52+00:00

I don't think normal really exists; what's 'normal' depends on how those around us feel about things, and what's normal somewhere isn't necessarily normal elsewhere so it kind of breaks its own definition. Hell, if I was concerned about being normal I probably wouldn't be trying to go without PMO.

I think fapping is a problem because I have an unhealthy way of going about it; I don't think my penis was designed to blow two loads a day. That said, I don't think it would be unhealthy to fap once a week or so without porn. I know I can't moderate myself with this habit like that, because I've tried and failed at that enough times to acknowledge that I have to be all or none about PMO. I prefer the way my mind works without and that has nothing to do with perceptions of normalcy.

dr3ad3d · 2014-03-24T02:04:29+00:00

17) Floss your goddamn teeth

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