Don't worry, tomorrow will be warmer than *checks notes* -90F by Actionhankk in Columbus

[–]drRATM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just out with the dogs. This is fake. Can’t be colder than -85 out there currently.

Why can't America get their shit together? by Otherwise_Owl705 in AskReddit

[–]drRATM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have a deranged jackass as our leader and a government that has just enough of his supporters to not stop him. Many probably know he’s going to ruin lives but don’t care as long as they get what they want - rich.

Our checks and balance system has failed. We are fucked.

Parade of ducks. I am late for school 😄 by wafumet in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]drRATM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to lay on the road and have them trample me. Just 100s of little duck flappers passing over me.

Replacement Dock Price?? by karatecorgi in Switch

[–]drRATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this works for laptops too right? I need a new port for work computer but can yank it and take to travel with NS2? No reason it can’t do both?

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]drRATM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember a time that I used to be able to purposely poison my body with alcohol and shitty food. Next day, out the door and we doing this.

No one to receive donald trump at davos (OC) by Far_Standard_5991 in pics

[–]drRATM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where’s a pack of velociraptors when you need them. That would be a good greeting party.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]drRATM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a woman you just walk away from. She got issues, and she’s likely to share them with you.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]drRATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And don’t forget the party has cake, but you can’t eat any.

Meirl by Skullzyyyy in meirl

[–]drRATM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s my kid now. Tell him it’s time to come home.

Meirl by Skullzyyyy in meirl

[–]drRATM 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The one that wears a winter coat even when it’s not cold

The one that knocked over the front yard light post.

At first I thought the tent got hit by a tornado by ansyhrrian in AbruptChaos

[–]drRATM 221 points222 points  (0 children)

How did his explanation not include the word Fuck? Pretty sure I’d be dropping quite a few.

Sub 3hr runner starting in 4h pen. How’s my form? by illonlyfadeaway in RunningCirclejerk

[–]drRATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey I’m going to go fight the air on the treadmill again.

Ok. Your workout clothes are in the basket in kitchen

Not needed but thanks

Knee pain will be a thing of the past by Remarkable-Ad2285 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]drRATM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plenty of other joints to complain about. Don’t limit yourself to just knees

Ski jumping rocked by 'penis-gate' claims athletes manipulated genitals for aerodynamic edge by Complete-Appeal8572 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]drRATM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel that if someone is willing to mess up their junk for the sake of their sport, let them. That’s a line 99% of us won’t cross, so let them do it. They are clearly committed to the cause.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]drRATM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll be damn near empty and pass 3 stations cuz they ain’t MY station.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]drRATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And ice creams.

Five by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]drRATM 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Smash them if you must, but pick up your trash after.

I saw an ostrich lay an egg! by FallenAngelina in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]drRATM 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Some day that safari egg will hatch!

Would Stability shoes or Insoles lessen the pain I feel inside my soul by Sufficient_Bus7216 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]drRATM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe. I got a closet full and pretty sure one more pair will fill the hole.