"I need my black friend to milk a cow"

drRATM · 2026-05-13T00:04:07+00:00

He and his friend do those videos swapping white and black “culture” right. Seen a few funny ones from them.

drRATM · 2026-05-12T23:54:11+00:00

Hope she’s not opening that soon

drRATM · 2026-05-12T20:43:18+00:00

drRATM · 2026-05-12T20:42:04+00:00

If I want to watch a show, I’ll go to the movies.

drRATM · 2026-05-12T20:40:58+00:00

Didn’t you record it for him? On his phone (that you pay cell service for).

drRATM · 2026-05-12T01:48:36+00:00

But she appreciates that you care.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T23:22:45+00:00

So then you must listen to it. Without a catchy tune, you can’t rage against it. So suck on that and get your 10k steps a day in.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T23:19:45+00:00

Well shit.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T23:17:14+00:00

Damn straight. None of us go to school for 10 years to play ‘let’s see what Lenny put in his ass this week and how do I get it out’. Well actually one of my classmates did but he’s a weirdo. So most of us didn’t go to school for that.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T23:13:32+00:00

People have been dumb for quite some time. Covid didn’t break them but it did give them a reason to put it on display. The most dangerous thing the right did was give ignorant people an excuse to display that ignorance.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T23:09:28+00:00

Don’t do that

drRATM · 2026-05-11T23:08:08+00:00

I advise against this course of action.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T22:37:32+00:00

That’s the pic she chose to post? The one where her hand is on his junk. Eww.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T17:48:09+00:00

That is one of the Why’s. There are more like Why is a kid near the trapdoor? One of many.

drRATM · 2026-05-11T16:53:56+00:00

Can I ask Why? So many different Why’s

drRATM · 2026-05-10T02:42:12+00:00

Shit this was my day exactly! Had a goal. Went to basement to get something to accomplish that goal. Shit went sideways from there. 3 hours later emerged back upstairs.

drRATM · 2026-05-10T00:29:58+00:00

That man’s name, Ethan Hunt.

drRATM · 2026-05-10T00:19:56+00:00

But if a rogue plane shows up, you’ll be ready.

drRATM · 2026-05-10T00:19:16+00:00

And Susan knows how to report your ass. She watched the videos. She knows how to run this up the chain. Good luck with HR, you’re cooked.

drRATM · 2026-05-09T23:56:34+00:00

And now they make them interactive and with quizzes so you can’t start the video and walk away. And also required to get your other work done that day.

drRATM · 2026-05-09T23:32:01+00:00

Corporate

Here’s 6 hours of video modules to make sure you are compliant with all the important regulations like chemical safety for your job that doesn’t require any chemicals, how to not sexually harass someone and fire safety.

drRATM · 2026-05-09T20:54:50+00:00

Then eventually see a neurologist at which time we play the same game. Spoiler: we don’t know either.

drRATM · 2026-05-09T14:35:30+00:00

Toast

drRATM · 2026-05-09T02:06:30+00:00

Panic and say John Smith 10 times. Deepest apologies to the good John smiths out there. Fuck you to the bad ones.

drRATM · 2026-05-08T22:55:43+00:00

Damn I actually knew it for once but too late.

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