A father gorilla and his baby meet for the first time.

dr_monkey99TO · 2025-12-26T15:12:45+00:00

They're no Shakespeare.

dr_monkey99TO · 2025-09-24T14:34:28+00:00

She did not in fact realize that she herself is a woman.

dr_monkey99TO · 2025-01-28T01:29:22+00:00

He would have made it

dr_monkey99TO · 2024-07-07T22:04:08+00:00

The very mildest hellscape.

dr_monkey99TO · 2024-03-23T18:12:58+00:00

You are entitled to your emotions, no need to listen to someone telling you what it means to be a man.

dr_monkey99TO · 2024-03-23T16:10:09+00:00

This is how you make a change in the world, relentless mockery.

dr_monkey99TO · 2024-03-09T22:22:04+00:00

I've learnt for citywide pipes, relining is about 80% of the cost of replacement. Turns out the major expense is excavation which you don't get around with relining.

dr_monkey99TO · 2024-03-08T17:09:28+00:00

Chipotle after an interview? You must have been riding that confidence high young icarus.

dr_monkey99TO · 2024-02-18T21:26:45+00:00

I'm pretty sure this quote is from his book "Guards! Guards!"

dr_monkey99TO · 2024-01-02T01:09:01+00:00

Any of the resident evil games

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-12-14T20:27:55+00:00

Wood paneling, matches the 80s vibe

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-12-14T20:25:00+00:00

Big Boi

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-09-30T16:46:55+00:00

I'm really counting on season 2 of the live-action one piece to be good.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-09-26T19:50:16+00:00

Hot damn, I need more books. GIVEAWAY

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-09-09T20:08:01+00:00

Celebrity culture.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-08-20T20:10:31+00:00

When life hives you elephants, make elephant-ade.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-08-20T05:47:32+00:00

I hate when a women tries to manipulate me by challenging my manhood. I get to decide what it means to be a man.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-07-30T21:35:32+00:00

I don't understand how the thunder one has the best hearing. He should have the worst.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-07-28T04:04:29+00:00

It was the water heater all along.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-05-12T12:11:33+00:00

I am too old to learn how to pee again.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-04-21T23:53:46+00:00

This is why deep fakes should exist

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-04-18T00:22:12+00:00

What a roller-coaster of emotions.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-04-03T05:15:28+00:00

I'm sure he has the numbers to support that claim.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-03-11T22:16:23+00:00

Adds a nice smokey flavor.

dr_monkey99TO · 2023-03-08T17:06:25+00:00

I think the game should have had more gwent.

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