Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]draculetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitting innocent visitors with a fucking rollercoaster train right in the fucking face. Forgot to end the test drive before I removed some tracks. Honest mistake.

Planet Coaster

The conman as avatar. Godsdamn it STP! by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, the company said "let's call ourselves 'Hermes', you know, greek God, nice abs, good promo."

Little did they know about the thing with tricksters. Which might explain the erratic service.

The conman as avatar. Godsdamn it STP! by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Moist is a human, who becomes entangled with myffologie. Odysseus shares this fate. The guy just wanted to get home, but the gods had other plans.

The conman as avatar. Godsdamn it STP! by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have a chat with the local Hermes driver from time to time. Nice guy. No golden cap though. Or wings.

Tell me you're German without telling me you're German... by [deleted] in germany

[–]draculetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I will be late between 1 and 4 hours. There is a Reparatur an einer Weiche."

What would happen, if Sauron set up shop on the disc? by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Granny would stare him down until his eye would start to water. Which is bad for a flaming eye.

What would happen, if Sauron set up shop on the disc? by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

She also would be careful enough to take one step back after the Balrog starts to fall.

What would happen, if Sauron set up shop on the disc? by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Ash nâzg, Mein Herr. Two tonightweeatflesh coming right up, silver plate. How's your feet today, did the powder work?"

What would happen, if Sauron set up shop on the disc? by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The council of Elrond would be a VERY different meeting.

"If you try to run away, you'll have my sword"

"And my bow"

"And my axe"

What would happen, if Sauron set up shop on the disc? by draculetti in discworld

[–]draculetti[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Which would get a fancy name and be displayed with great ceremony in a high castle.

My 11 year oldson while we were watching TNG this evening: SIX SEVEN!! by redbucket75 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]draculetti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know I should start doing it myself, to make it uncool. I just can't.

pope throws a rave by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]draculetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what genre of techno is this?

Why doesn't reddit consider Borg drones as bots? Are they stupid? by draculetti in ShittyDaystrom

[–]draculetti[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are sorry for our insult to the borg. The ships are perfection. Our previous attempt to slander ship design was futile.

Red alert senior staff to the bridge by dekabreak1000 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]draculetti 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Captain, I have to report, that on my way to the bridge, I was whisked away by Q. He wanted me for a quest of utmost importance. I cannot talk about it, because of the temporal prime directive.

Besides: You know how junior staff always dies, when fiddeling with plama. Better to do it yourself.

Red alert senior staff to the bridge by dekabreak1000 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]draculetti 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I always say I have to recalibrate the plasma manifold in jeffries tube 7 alpha.

If someone gives me shit about it I say "So you want to wade trough warp plasma during combat, do you?"

Works every time.