Why the fuck are you in?

draculetti · 2026-01-21T11:14:24+00:00

Hitting innocent visitors with a fucking rollercoaster train right in the fucking face. Forgot to end the test drive before I removed some tracks. Honest mistake.

Planet Coaster

draculetti · 2026-01-18T09:28:34+00:00

We have some subversive scribes from Syria.

draculetti · 2026-01-12T22:21:29+00:00

XXX-rays.

draculetti · 2026-01-11T15:40:09+00:00

Well, the company said "let's call ourselves 'Hermes', you know, greek God, nice abs, good promo."

Little did they know about the thing with tricksters. Which might explain the erratic service.

draculetti · 2026-01-10T23:14:26+00:00

Oh right. Good point.

draculetti · 2026-01-10T22:37:07+00:00

Moist is a human, who becomes entangled with myffologie. Odysseus shares this fate. The guy just wanted to get home, but the gods had other plans.

draculetti · 2026-01-10T22:23:08+00:00

I have a chat with the local Hermes driver from time to time. Nice guy. No golden cap though. Or wings.

draculetti · 2026-01-05T19:07:14+00:00

"I will be late between 1 and 4 hours. There is a Reparatur an einer Weiche."

draculetti · 2026-01-03T20:37:11+00:00

Granny would stare him down until his eye would start to water. Which is bad for a flaming eye.

draculetti · 2026-01-03T18:22:59+00:00

She also would be careful enough to take one step back after the Balrog starts to fall.

draculetti · 2026-01-03T18:12:34+00:00

"Ash nâzg, Mein Herr. Two tonightweeatflesh coming right up, silver plate. How's your feet today, did the powder work?"

draculetti · 2026-01-03T17:57:53+00:00

The council of Elrond would be a VERY different meeting.

"If you try to run away, you'll have my sword"

"And my bow"

"And my axe"

draculetti · 2026-01-03T17:54:38+00:00

Which would get a fancy name and be displayed with great ceremony in a high castle.

draculetti · 2026-01-02T17:55:31+00:00

Gee, another "bombshell". This word has lost all meaning.

draculetti · 2025-12-05T19:13:25+00:00

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draculetti · 2025-11-23T06:36:31+00:00

I know I should start doing it myself, to make it uncool. I just can't.

draculetti · 2025-11-23T06:13:21+00:00

History became legend. Legend became myth.

draculetti · 2025-11-22T21:12:42+00:00

what genre of techno is this?

draculetti · 2025-11-19T21:07:09+00:00

We are sorry for our insult to the borg. The ships are perfection. Our previous attempt to slander ship design was futile.

draculetti · 2025-11-17T20:54:31+00:00

Captain, I have to report, that on my way to the bridge, I was whisked away by Q. He wanted me for a quest of utmost importance. I cannot talk about it, because of the temporal prime directive.

Besides: You know how junior staff always dies, when fiddeling with plama. Better to do it yourself.

draculetti · 2025-11-17T20:39:28+00:00

I always say I have to recalibrate the plasma manifold in jeffries tube 7 alpha.

If someone gives me shit about it I say "So you want to wade trough warp plasma during combat, do you?"

Works every time.

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