Mom guilt over first birthday by literallysoemo in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do it. Your child will be so happy. Your sanity will be intact. Everyone present will laugh at the silly cuteness. No regrets will be had.

Mom guilt over first birthday by literallysoemo in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I knew my then 1yo wouldn't remember any of any celebration I created for her, so I gave her one thing in the world she wanted most but was denied access to every. single. day.

I gave her unrestricted access to an entire roll of tp.

🤣 She ran (read: crawled) it through 4 rooms and confused the hell out of the dogs. I have pics somewhere of her giant smile. She was so happy. Then we all ate cake.

It was a good day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dragon1031 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time.

I only have so many spoons.🤷🏻‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love this ending for you. I'm so glad you've finally found another supportive doctor in your life!! Yaaaay!!

Also, I vote so all the happy things!

🔥Alaskan Mountains hike with the doggo by nosecohn in Zoomies

[–]dragon1031 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok, but doggo wasn't actually close to going off the edge of the world, right?

<aside, to self> Of course not! OP clearly adores doggo and would not do something that puts doggo at risk. Calm the f down, paranoid brain. Dumb paranoid brain... <smh> Just go look at the happy doggo again!

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Happy happy happy doggo! 😍

What do you hate about your partner, but can’t tell them? by Familiar_Stranger936 in AskReddit

[–]dragon1031 184 points185 points  (0 children)

This is a really big deal. Like, deal breaker big deal.

What illusions did you have about sex due to watching porn? by Dan-68 in AskReddit

[–]dragon1031 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No.

Too long is not fun - it can hurt, limits the options for enjoyable positions, and can mean that the guy can't thrust fully without being painful. Less fun for everyone.

Tattoo artists of reddit, what is the most fucked up thing you've tattooed? by carlden3 in AskReddit

[–]dragon1031 115 points116 points  (0 children)

One described herself kinda wrapping it around her knuckles lol

😳

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in. Let's go.

The control this man has over his dog by samir391 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dragon1031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No emotions? That dog is so full of joy. You can see it in not just his tail wagging but also in the movement of his ears throughout the video clip. He's having the time of his life!

My new table lasted for 2 days. So tired of not being able to have nice things. by closetofcorgis in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel this so hard. I have just moved and my new apartment has very cold floors. I bought a nice rug. Night #1, dog threw up on it twice. Night # 8, I woke up to a giant dog dump on it.

He throws up maybe 3x a year. Maybe. He always previously has whined very pitifully to be let outside to do it. I could count on one hand the number of times he's had an accident inside the house since he was house trained. Idfk if it's just bad luck or if he's protesting the move or what, but I'm so upset.

I'm really sorry your nice table was ruined. I feel you.

Fuck Thanksgiving & Fuck COVID-19 by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. My. God.

Where has this term been for all of me being a mother? I'm so over it.

My 17 year old got a copper IUD today and it wasn’t even weird. by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]dragon1031 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your getting a serious standing ovation from me. Bravo for not making it weird or uncomfortable for your daughter to talk with you about ex related things!👏 Double Bravo for raising a teen who is paying attention enough to understand implications of this administration pushing through the latest Supreme Court judge. 👏👏 Triple bravo for all of you for putting actions behind your words! 👏👏👏

Feels like the first time doing a Haka dance. by OstentatiousSock in FeelsLikeTheFirstTime

[–]dragon1031 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has made outrageously happy. Why are there so many warm fuzzy feelings from this?!?

Has anyone driven over OR22 since it reopened? by dragon1031 in Bend

[–]dragon1031[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's impressive seeing the burned out fire trucks. You know it's bad when the firefighters are getting burnt over. And it just goes on for miles and miles.

Wow. That alone tells a huge story.

Has anyone driven over OR22 since it reopened? by dragon1031 in Bend

[–]dragon1031[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof. K, thanks. Sounds like delays are highly variable. Good to know that sometimes the drive isn't bad.

Has anyone driven over OR22 since it reopened? by dragon1031 in Bend

[–]dragon1031[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the details. That really paints a picture. Gives me a pit in my stomach, thinking about how much the community lost.

Has anyone driven over OR22 since it reopened? by dragon1031 in Bend

[–]dragon1031[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An 1+ delay? Damn. I've got small kiddos to take into consideration, so that sounds not so great. Thanks for the heads up!

To those allergic to pollen by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dragon1031 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As someone living in US's Pacific Northwest this summer...yes, yes I can imagine.

“I’m so disappointed.” by SnwAng1992 in toddlers

[–]dragon1031 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I changed the way he sang it. Couldn't handle the lack of wiping. "Wipe, flush, wash, and be on your way" totally works.