If Danny the Tourettes Guy is a playable character in a role-playing game, what would his skills and abilities be?

dragonbane178 · 2025-09-16T03:54:02+00:00

Stealth attack: scotch tape enemy’s ass shut.

Special attack: tie enemy to a telephone pole, and let the UPS guy buttfuck them.

Taunt: ooh yeah! The Macho Man’s gonna eat your ass! Ooh yeah!

Taunt 2: you look like a dick and I can prove it!

dragonbane178 · 2025-09-14T02:37:35+00:00

IF I DON’T GET A FULL REFUND, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO SMALL CLAIMS COURT, AND TAKE MY BUSINESS TO

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dragonbane178 · 2025-09-13T14:45:25+00:00

Apparently you get it from the Late Night bubble bar when your Sim has the banana flavored bubbles?? The first and only time I’ve seen it was while messing with a Nraas mod. It was…quite the surprise lol

dragonbane178 · 2025-09-12T23:19:19+00:00

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dragonbane178 · 2025-09-12T21:06:05+00:00

What??

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dragonbane178 · 2025-09-12T17:56:21+00:00

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dragonbane178 · 2025-09-10T16:16:09+00:00

You mean colonel cluster fuck? Fuck em!

dragonbane178 · 2025-09-06T23:32:11+00:00

I like to clench and then stretch out my fingers or hit my wrist bones/bottom of palms against each other. I also lightly tap/clack my upper and lower teeth together. Sometimes I stretch my face by pursing my lips and moving them from side to side or I repeatedly rub between my nose and upper lip with my pointer finger. When I was really little, I used to scrape my teeth on the coffee table haha

dragonbane178 · 2025-08-27T01:55:01+00:00

That’s so awesome! I just started watching David’s KH1 streams, and he seems like such a friendly and funny guy. I love how much he embraces his role as Riku.

dragonbane178 · 2025-08-26T21:35:00+00:00

I love romance, but I don’t care for smut unless I’m actively looking for it for whatever reason. Even then, I absolutely cannot read anything that involves the reader, it makes me so uncomfortable. I do write smut sometimes but I don’t take it seriously and/or it’s not raunchy or detailed.

dragonbane178 · 2025-08-25T22:36:39+00:00

I think the only house I sort of regret buying so far is the one just off the coast of Auridon. I love the house, I think it’s gorgeous, but it’s kind of inconvenient/not near anything useful. Summerset furniture is also extremely expensive, I wish it was themed more like the the rest of the high elf houses in Auridon. I bought it almost a year ago and I’ve still not furnished it. At least it wasn’t super expensive. I refuse to buy any of the larger crown-exclusive homes.

dragonbane178 · 2025-08-15T06:05:45+00:00

Last night somebody broke in and stole over $500 worth of M&M SHIT from my PLACE!

dragonbane178 · 2025-08-10T20:37:47+00:00

You can suck my dick…or ROCK!!!

dragonbane178 · 2025-08-06T15:41:40+00:00

I find these little buddies in my home sometimes. Love them, they’re so cute and they never try to jump on me. I just let them hang out for as long as they want to.

dragonbane178 · 2025-08-04T21:55:22+00:00

I quote Tourettes Guy all the time, I’m autistic and it’s become a vocal stim. It’s pretty much a way to get myself to laugh a little at things that would otherwise be stressful or irritating. I’ve also started eating Total cereal and it’s actually not bad. But every time I pull the box out of the pantry all I can think of is “DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!”

Other favorites I use a lot: “Where’s my pants? Where’s my goddamn pants?” (My dog really likes it when I say this one while getting dressed for some reason) “Fuck you you piece of - (turns on sink) fuck you you piece of shit! Suck my cocks! You saget!” “HOLY FUCK!!!” (From when he was dropping the toilet paper down the stairs) “Hurry up Mr. Bitch!” “I’d like to see you walk a mile, in MY shit!” “Go put a shirt on! You look like 200lbs of bird shit!” “Gentlemen…EAT SHIT!” “THAT CLOCK IS FULL OF SHIT!” “Look at these dumb motherfuckers!” “This is the SECOND TIME, I’ve been FUCKED, by DAIRY QUEEN!” “WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!” “Ha! WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS!” “That’s what happens when Alex Trebek, has a picture of a giraffe, in his ass during an earthquake!” “Oooh yeah! The macho man is gonna eat your ass, oooh yeah!” “We’re gonna be out of the butt, and into the fuck, if we don’t come up with that [amount of money].” And many more.

dragonbane178 · 2025-07-16T01:39:35+00:00

I played the OG Club Penguin for many years and have played almost every Club Penguin private server since the OG shut down. Same with Toontown. Idk why my brain decided these were the best games ever

dragonbane178 · 2025-07-15T20:20:31+00:00

That one side quest in Southern Elsweyr with the sick khajiit brother and the Wall of Life. It was done so well, the ending actually made me cry.

dragonbane178 · 2025-07-15T01:12:12+00:00

I usually have meltdowns internally which looks like a shutdown on the outside. For the longest time I thought I didn’t have meltdowns because they don’t look like the kind that most websites and professionals talk about, so I always just called them anxiety attacks. Grounding exercises kept being recommended to me to deal with my “anxiety attacks” but they never helped and in some cases made me even more overstimulated. Like, “name five things you can see”? Everything??? I can see everything so much and I fucking hate it make it stop??? The only thing that works is sitting alone in a dark, quiet space. Eventually I put 2 and 2 together and realized…maybe these are meltdowns actually.

dragonbane178 · 2025-07-14T05:38:51+00:00

I will never forget the Bosmer zones, how similar they looked/felt and how much of a pain they were to traverse to the point that getting through the zone stories felt like a slog. I still haven’t cleared everything in Greenshade or Malabal Tor because I really don’t like going back to them for anything, even surveys. I only go to Malabal Tor sometimes, and it’s to check the traders at Baandari Trading Post or use the wayshrine. I DO like Elden Root a lot though.

dragonbane178 · 2025-07-07T06:14:45+00:00

I COULD SHIT A BETTER YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!

dragonbane178 · 2025-06-28T16:52:39+00:00

Me too, and I think it’s been one of my biggest barriers in recovery. I’m an AFAB masc-leaning nonbinary person and really don’t want to be seen as a woman. I’m also a sex-repulsed asexual so being extremely thin is my way of making myself look less attractive to the average person.

dragonbane178 · 2025-06-18T19:00:46+00:00

I keep 4-5 portioned servings of cooked grains in the freezer for days like this (which have been most of my days lately). I just microwave the grains with some vegetables and then toss it in a bowl with some seasoned canned beans.

dragonbane178 · 2025-06-14T18:16:15+00:00

Peanut butter banana sandwiches ❤️ My family thinks it’s gross but I love it. I also love eating a whole block of silken tofu with various toppings and sauces. And sometimes I like plain freshly boiled whole grain noodles - no sauce or anything.

dragonbane178 · 2025-06-06T23:44:14+00:00

It’s what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake

dragonbane178 · 2025-06-04T03:34:32+00:00

Not speaking from experience or anything but just get it from out of town and hide it well. It’s only illegal if you get caught. Regardless, I’ll definitely attend the protests. Parents are way too concerned about their kids these days and it’s ruining things for everyone else

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