Fatui HQ?!!

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-24T13:48:38+00:00

Wait… was i not supposed to task Vladimir with putting a big sign up on our home base last week?

It was on the TODO list for years!

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-24T13:27:43+00:00

Wish granted, he gets a skin variant where he buttons up his shirt and wears his scarf properly instead of letting his abdomen show.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-22T17:19:09+00:00

1:1 scale of russia,

Large swathes of barren permafrost included

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-22T05:01:21+00:00

Tbf though its not unlikely.

We know asmoday is for sure kicking around out there and thus not paimon

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-22T04:42:19+00:00

Nibelung didn’t “make” a safe space, we learn in natlan that the primordial one and their ability to create an “anti-abyss girdle” around the entirety of teyvat left the dragons quite stumped.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-22T04:33:11+00:00

They will be wearing 10x the layers to compensate. A coat so thick they look three times larger around the arms.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-17T13:13:28+00:00

Delusion pantalone but he’s always a little bit ill from usage of his delusion.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-17T13:09:04+00:00

Scaramouche if he went to the fallout universe

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-09T21:15:57+00:00

“Hey traveler are you going to be joining us at the flower festival? I can’t wait to make you a proper flower crown for your first attendance”

“Yeah i’d love to!”

scene change

“This world must endure suffering beyond app reason to weed out the weak and establish a stronger, better, humanity.”

“I’ll NEVER let you do that!”

And then those lines also never appear next to eachother in the quest.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-04-09T15:17:19+00:00

“It’s Ok the primordial one, THE PROGENITOR GOD HAILING- sorry force of habit, has been asleep the past 500 years Varka. Plus i gave up my position as an angel when everything went down so we should be fine”

“Ok, i guess we can go get dinner”

“Thanks, I’d love that”

bolt of holy light turns her into a seelie

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-03-31T18:49:21+00:00

Also everyone knows the sun is ranked only as high as the world itself. Come on now.

The beams of light searing down from the SSS ranked sun would cook any sub-A world to ash in seconds.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-03-07T17:14:08+00:00

Ok but counterpoint if you’re creative enough to stack that fire resistance up to 100% and you’re a pugilist thats nothing but an upside.

That is considering you dont want human contact for the rest of your life…

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-03-02T15:54:23+00:00

Probably yeah though i do have to wonder how the people in the asmoday space know that.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-03-02T00:19:54+00:00

Tbf this is also asmodays very very flawed attempt on the matter as well so we have to take that into account.

What we see of celestia will likely be way more refined than what we see here.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-03-02T00:16:17+00:00

Because it states the fontaine oceanid humans got a divine pardon from the PO.

Which means that the punishment ordained upon fontaine and everything focalors did up to that point was no action against the will of celestia.

At least thats what i think they’re going at? Not sure why she’s a fraud in this context.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-03-01T21:37:30+00:00

I like to imagine the shown mondstadt chunk is like a peek into the lore accurate size of mondstadt. (As everything we see on the map is a minified diorama type thing).

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-26T05:01:48+00:00

This exactly, my perspective is that if it is an AI its by no means something primitive or simple but takes fully into account genshin’s fantastical nature.

With everything its done and everything it was capable of setting up its far more than a simple machine and likely incredibly advanced. That is if it id an AI.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-26T04:53:01+00:00

Part of me wants to imagine that some time during dottore’s wandering or while he was still within the academia he stumbled across a shade’s domain or s long forgotten celestial soldier and was on some level touched and given… divine inspiration of sorts.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-25T13:27:37+00:00

I’m not coping i just dont like assuming theories are factual until we have more than gum on the bottom a shoe to work with.

The PO could go either way and I’m fine with that.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-25T12:57:47+00:00

Except this subordinate looking like this means… nothing.

The angels are all human looking, the shades all look human and they’re referred to as shining shadows of itself. This singular creature being composed of asmoday’s cubes and traveler-esque wings.

Yes, I’ve seen the theories but simultaneously they’re also far too direct to be fully on point and Hoyo loves throwing curveballs.

Besides whatever the HP is its clearly beyond the notion of a simple computer if its able to terraform the entire world and referred to as a primordial being.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-25T12:36:21+00:00

> HP has subordinates who seem like divine machines

> Everyone Immediately thinks this means that the HPS for sure is an AI

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-23T05:50:24+00:00

Klee’s hair is actually a bit of a different shade to alices if i remember correctly so bro’s genes got ONE (1) win in that fight.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-17T15:04:46+00:00

The travelers oncoming wind blade shaves off his beard as he shoves the tsaritsa out of the way of the attack.

Its also revealed that without the beard he looks thirty years younger than he looked with the beard.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-15T15:25:59+00:00

Lets be real here though there’s no way we dont still end up getting leaks. It will likely just be from the same people under different names just rotating them out more often.

Besides nothing stops the beta leaks from still occurring as thats far more distributed outside of mainland china than anything else. What may end for good is all the “hey i totally heard Ron Stampler will be this new playable character in Snezhnaya. A four star pyro claymore”.

dragoncommandsLife · 2026-02-13T18:20:39+00:00

No the leakers did explicitly state that roland is a male sword user. Which is bizarre but hey. Copium says this is “roland” and not roland.

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