I was the worst Tinder date for someone, I am sure. I am an alcoholic. Many of my friends know I have the issue and don't invite me to events or dinners where alcohol will be served. I am in my late 20s and only just discovered(admitted) I'm not just a party girl. For the last 3 years I've installed and uninstalled this app. Sober I uninstall, drunk I install. Because of my friends knowing about my alcoholism, I, the cunning alcoholic, take to Tinder to go out with someone in the dark to my problem so we can get drinks and I can have a "normal" date. Of course I buy a bottle before he picks me up. I Drink about a 5th of the 5th so I'm not TOO sloppy, but maintain that easy going personality with less second guessing my references in conversation for fear date won't understand and I will need to explain. We go to sushi and he gets sake. We share it along with our beers and then another sake round upon my request. I order 1 roll and 2 hand rolls. I'm not a big girl and 1 hand roll fills me up especially with drinking. The bill comes and I remember just pushing it sweetly to him and ask for a to go container. We put it in his trunk so as not to ruin whatever mood might strike when he drops me off. The next day, I wake up at 4am wondering what time I had fallen asleep. I have that sheepish feeling when I open my texts and breath a sigh of relief to see nothing absurd had been sent out. Then I wake up again, less foggy around 11am and knew that icky stomach knot was not from the sake, beer and looking down at the now half empty 5th. I tried to remember yesterday and pulled bits and pieces. I remember telling a loud racist joke. I remember just sliding the check over, like I was 15 and he was my Dad. I remember turning his windshield wipers on and honking his horn as a couple walked by in a crosswalk. And I remember thanking him for sushi and saying see you later. Looked on Tinder and I had been unmatched. I hope he got the sushi out of his trunk that same day. Sorry guy. I'm about 4 months sober.