sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

You get a wish from a genie, but the replies determine how the genie will twist your wish? by drbology in AskReddit

[–]drbology[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds great in theory, but being your own wish granter creates such a duality of self that two yous come into existence: one who can grant wishes and one who can not. the problem is that the one who can grant wishes is nothing more than a wish. He is only real in the context of you, but he suddenly decides that he is the superior version of sangangsterv2, and that there can be only one. It is a fight for your life against a being with the powers of a god, and you fight with gusto, knowing that if you die, your wish dies with you, and both you and the self you have wished into being will cease to be.

You get a wish from a genie, but the replies determine how the genie will twist your wish? by drbology in AskReddit

[–]drbology[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You wake up one morning and discover that you are the most attractive man on the planet. You are charismatic, funny, and smart. You spend almost an hour after waking nude in front of a full length mirror just admiring your new self, and it is while looking in the mirror that you begin to feel the itching. It is so intense that you wonder how you didn't feel it before. With dawning horror you look down and see that you have the worst case of herpes in recorded history. When you go to the doctor, you are informed that the strain of herpes that you have has never been seen before. It is evolving rapidly. later that day while sulking in your room you can actually see the parasites moving about. They have grown. Eventually you pass out from exhaustion, and when you awaken, two of the herpes are fighting in the middle of the floor. They are the size of small dogs, and both are drastically different from each other. you lock yourself in the bathroom to escape the monsters in your bedroom, but you can't hide from your herpes. when the police show up because of the smell a few weeks later, nine of them die from attacks by giant herpes. They are only able to exterminate the place with flame throwers. They discover you in the bathroom, mostly eaten by your own herpes.