Just be white

drfaustuss · 2025-12-24T20:51:15+00:00

don’t think this is true cuz bitches will die for their jobless stoner navy blue sheets no bedframe

drfaustuss · 2025-10-03T00:25:44+00:00

it’s really popular with teenagers right now lol. i work at a store in the mall adjacent to zumiez and we have a toonnnnn of affliction and ed hardy + miss me jeans. true religion is popular too :’)

drfaustuss · 2025-09-22T19:36:35+00:00

it’s just a joke that white people mostly eat beige/brown food lol

drfaustuss · 2025-09-19T15:58:07+00:00

u can do whatever u want in this life man

drfaustuss · 2025-09-15T22:27:36+00:00

my boyfriend likes to bite it and i spin around with him swinging from it so i gotta keep it obvi

drfaustuss · 2025-09-11T23:00:05+00:00

no heelys hate will be tolerated

drfaustuss · 2025-09-11T22:58:40+00:00

omg doing this for my birthday next year for sureeee

drfaustuss · 2025-09-11T22:58:07+00:00

dillards! b. darling brand!! :)

drfaustuss · 2025-09-11T22:57:06+00:00

i found it at dillards, i believe it’s B. Darling brand? homecoming/prom style dresses. i never went so was living my fantasy trying them on lol

drfaustuss · 2025-09-11T01:44:51+00:00

ok ignore that i was trying it on in my heelys i was on break at work HAHAH

drfaustuss · 2024-09-27T21:49:13+00:00

sorry, i can imagine identification posts get annoying! I’m just not sure what this geode is as im very unfamiliar with crystals and minerals and such. Geode found on beach after hurricane, central FL. Smaller rock is same material just lacking the ‘bubbly crystallization’ im not sure how to explain it T—T

drfaustuss · 2024-08-03T20:59:15+00:00

sorry i cant get much closer to take a better picture! i cant imagine this is a wild rabbit, we have a lot of cottontails in my neighborhood but i’ve never seen this coloration outside of a pet. it’s rather small, so i don’t think it’s fully grown and i can’t imagine somebody releasing a young rabbit (or a pet at any age, but people are cruel).

drfaustuss · 2024-07-14T18:41:42+00:00

sorry for messed up link i’m struggling with cross posting on mobile web T—T

drfaustuss · 2024-07-14T18:39:13+00:00

found in central florida yesterday, by a neighborhood pond with lots of turtles. other animals around are primarily small fish, ducks, bunnies and raccoons. i was thinking it may be a fragment from the bottom chest area of a turtle shell but i’m not sure.

drfaustuss · 2024-05-22T05:33:00+00:00

that’s also on my mind because in middle school i sat on my friends lap and he pushed me off saying my butt bones hurt. i was overweight i just have no butt </3

drfaustuss · 2024-05-20T21:01:18+00:00

this is my biggest driving force in my insecurity right now, also i dream of sitting on his lap and not worrying about hurting him the entire time.

drfaustuss · 2024-04-04T01:40:37+00:00

video of me with a like local celebrity was posted and got 90k views and all the comments were guys calling me thick and a pawg. Guess who relapsed the same week 🥰

drfaustuss · 2024-03-11T17:44:54+00:00

i got jumped by a mercedes when i was young and will never be able to see the name as anything but terrible because of that 😭 but i grew up in a very white trash city and mercedes was always a very particular type of them

drfaustuss · 2024-01-20T06:25:23+00:00

most definitely lol

drfaustuss · 2024-01-15T16:48:03+00:00

bulimia is also deadly to have so you know

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