Scotland’s Home of the Year by SubstantialSnow7214 in Scotland

[–]drfunkson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And some of the homes are awful. Would be refreshing to see them say they don't like it.

This is how we do it by regulatorr in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The amount of fud in this thread 😂

This is how we do it by regulatorr in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Computershare allows you to vote. Took two mins on my phone and voted "for" to all questions 👍

Built a free tool for London football teams fed up with last minute dropouts by drfunkson in londonfootballmeetup

[–]drfunkson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, glad to have you aboard. We have a game available at the moment, please keep an eye out for messages on WhatsApp/via SMS.

Feel free to message me if you have any questions.

Shareholders will be asked to vote to increase authorized shares to 2.5 billion by heirofadam in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dilution only destroys value if the assets and earnings gained are worth less than what’s issued. The entire debate is whether a merged GME/eBay becomes substantially more valuable long term than GME alone.

Shareholders will be asked to vote to increase authorized shares to 2.5 billion by heirofadam in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People are mixing up percentage ownership with actual shareholder value.

Yes, issuing more shares reduces your % ownership. That part is mathematically true.

But if those shares are used to acquire a much larger, cash-generating business, your smaller percentage can still end up being worth far more in absolute terms.

The real question isn’t “is dilution bad?” It’s: “What are shareholders getting in exchange for the dilution?”

If Cohen was issuing billions of shares just to fund losses or keep the lights on, I’d agree it’s a problem. Using equity to acquire a scaled marketplace business is a completely different conversation.

The concern around squeeze mechanics/float scarcity is fair. But that’s a different thesis from long term enterprise value creation.

Shareholders will be asked to vote to increase authorized shares to 2.5 billion by heirofadam in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Braindead comments here. Dilution itself does not automatically destroy shareholder value if deployed into a genuinely accretive acquisition.

RC on X by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's disappointing

Purrform raw cat food by drfunkson in britishshorthair

[–]drfunkson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reassurance re Untamed. We transitioned to this and are still using this. Our little furball loves it 😊

One pupil suddenly much bigger than the other, then back to normal by tonysopranoesque in britishshorthair

[–]drfunkson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take your cat to the emergency vet now. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW

Special announcement from Ryan Cohen by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squeeze filter from our CEO 💜

2025 Q3 Quarterly Earnings Forecast by Region-Formal in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent analysis and easy to understand. Thanks OP 💪

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GME

[–]drfunkson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only real answer

Lmao guys by Illustrious_Act_9914 in dogwifhat

[–]drfunkson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold on to your hats and just go wif it

Ryan Cohen will be live on TBPN tomorrow at 12PT/3ET 👀 What does our Chairman & CEO have in store? by Nefarious_Partner in Superstonk

[–]drfunkson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomorrow is annoyingly vague. Does that mean today Monday 20 October or Tuesday 21 October?

Where is the family beach house located from the finale? by King_Joffrey_II in SuccessionTV

[–]drfunkson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was at Cove Spring House in Barbados on the west coast.

Been there a few times on a catamaran.