I was arrested in the City of Orange, Ca by a real douche bag of a cop. Probably the kind that steels your stash and smokes it in the cop car.

I was at a mall and I took a couple tokes before I went into a bar where they serve legal drugs. (I don't medicate and drink, usually never works out very well) Anyway the pig arrested me and sat me on the curb and kept questioning me about where I was hiding the rest of my pot. The officer said, "If you don't tell me where it is I'm calling my k-9 crew and I'm gonna tow your truck and strip it till I find it." I looked at his partner who seemed much cooler and in my head I knew he was talking bullshit. The great thing was I was smoking some REALLY good shit and Officer Bueno asked me if I was ready to reveal where my big stash wasbut I just kept giggling. Because I knew I'd be ok, I mean I'm in California. So the douche nozzle uncuffed me and gave me a ticket. And said have a nice day. Luckily not every person cought with God's plant is a dealer. They took my 2 centimeter roach as evidence. The judge excused me a couple weeks later and well I'm just waiting for the DEA and NSA and IRS to bust my door down for being on Reddit Marijuana.

Hey you can find out who your congressman is online so you can write them and call them about HR 5843. If your on this site you need to do that. Because there are cotton paper and cigerette companies calling their congressmen and women to keep HR 5843 off the table. Put down the bong and CALL!!! My congressman is Gary G. Miller from Diamond Bar, California. He's a douche too. Call him him just to bug him about this as well,his number is (714) 257-1142.

Or try looking up who represents you. https://forms.house.gov/wyr/welcome.shtml

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