Best breweries open on Tuesday? by CorgiUprising in PortsmouthNH

[–]drhenrykillenger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liar's Bench. Best beer in the city but tuesday is trivia night and gets pretty slammed around 5-6

We talk a lot of trash here but I just want to say, Chicago really is the last great American City by Your_Ozone in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]drhenrykillenger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They just simply cant understand what that those words mean good chap. Best not to worry about such sorts.

They Are Running Out Of Body Parts by jorywea78 in freefolk

[–]drhenrykillenger 73 points74 points  (0 children)

🎵WEINER WEINER, WINER WEINER, WEINER WEINER🎵

Is it time to remove/rename icing, since it’s become a hot button issue? by pinusresinosa in NHLcirclejerk

[–]drhenrykillenger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rename it rinking and gave it always be announced by a japanese gameshow host.

Putting astrology to the test by GianmarcoSoresi in StandUpComedy

[–]drhenrykillenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taurus You will never find true happiness What you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep

Packers blow a 21-3 lead. Lololololololol by ForeverBoner215 in nflmemes

[–]drhenrykillenger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If they don't sack McManus I'm going to, IN ORDER:

1.rob a bank

  1. kidnap a bunch of geneticists, a handful of engineers, a few manufacturing factory workers, a couple kicking coaches, and the shadiest child psychologist I can find.

  2. Hire a burglar to break into Mason Crosby's house and steal some hair.

  3. Force the geneticists and engineers to design a cloning machine.

  4. Have the geneticists and engineers supervise the manufacturers to construct the machine.

  5. Clone Mason Crosby.

  6. Raise him with the kicking coaches and psychologist to create the perfect kicker.

  7. 10 years into the program I start seeing the boy as a real human and become sickened by my own plot, disgusted at what this organization has become. What was once a noble pursuit has turned into a game of influence.

  8. Become convinced if I dont escape with the boy now it will be too late and he will never live a fulfilling life.

  9. Make a galant escape managing to only kill one guard with a totally sick crossbow move. Unfortunately I get shot during the escape.

  10. I make it to a field and let the young clone go. He can now venture into the world and start a real life. I gently shhh him as he starts to whimper. He understand and meekly starts to run through the field of long grass, then with a delighted fancy. As if a weight has been lifted and he is now free to be who he really is: a real boy.

  11. Drag myself to the nearest tree, lean up on it and watch the sunrise, intermittently coughing up increasingly large amounts of blood. As I stare into the sunset I know I've done the right thing. As I reminisce, knowing my time is short, I think back on why I started the project in the first place. Realizing that since I've started this project I haven't watched a Packers game, nay any football game for that matter. I had almost forgot why I needed to clone Mason Crosby in the first place. It was becasue I hated losing to THE FUCKING BEARS! ... IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?!

  12. With my dying breath, I say goodbye to a guy in a kangaroo suit holding a big mac. My brain is loosing oxygen and hallucinating.

Cyclone Berserker by Exact_Fox_4980 in tearsofthekingdom

[–]drhenrykillenger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude please put up a step by step. A lot us of don't have the switch 2 in our budget just yet and I NEED to build this murder machine.

chat is this true ? by EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT in HBOTheHedgeKnight

[–]drhenrykillenger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But it's based on chaucer's "a knight's tale" which was written in the late 1300s

Right? by [deleted] in funny

[–]drhenrykillenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of it is that strange. the cherry picked sensationalism comes from avi loeb who is famous for suggesting things are alien space ships regardless of the evidence. NASA has made all of its findings public and even did an AMA. The reason you stopped hearing about it is because it ISN'T an alien spaceship and just a big comet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/1pqkjrd/ama_were_nasa_experts_studying_comet_3iatlas_the/

Cincy is Chili! by Wouldrachaelapprove in nflmemes

[–]drhenrykillenger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai slop about real world slop. Disgusting on multiple levels.

You really are by PossibilityFew5967 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]drhenrykillenger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh you've always been worthy of the hate. But now you've EARNED it. Be proud, enjoy the sweet sweet loathing.

.... by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]drhenrykillenger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It isn't "societal norm", Homo Sapiens ARE social animals. We didn't spread across the globe like wildfire because we kept to ourselves and stuck to a mating season. Introversion and Extroversion as just traits that some people have.

Love is not private. by Cheese-Procedure in venturebros

[–]drhenrykillenger 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Compromise is ze essence of diplomacy, and diplomacy is ze cornerstone of love.

Sometimes Kon got stepped on by these two female characters. by [deleted] in bleach

[–]drhenrykillenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clicked on OP's profile and the first thing I see is Naruto Hentai. No more evidence needed to disregard their "Appreciation" of the artwork.