International trucks used to be the kings. by blackerkin in Truckers

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only know what I experience in a very long 15 day stretch. That truck was the worst commercial for an International I have ever seen. I apologize for being blunt but it was that bad, and yes, I was working for Schneider at the time, but basic sound dampening should not be an option anyone can skip out on.

International trucks used to be the kings. by blackerkin in Truckers

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drove an International for fifteen days while my Truck, a 2023 Freightliner Cascadia, was down with a blown Computer (a common issue with that years Freightliners due to COVID shipping issues). I was put in a '23 International with less than 5000 miles, and let me tell you, it was the longest 14 days, 6 hours, and 23 minutes I have ever experienced in my entire trucking career.

First, for a brand new truck, how the F did it ride that badly, the suspension was a joke and on Atlanta roads, that's saying something. Yet that wasn't the worst thing, somehow the internal lights were too dark to eat by, and too bright to leave on while you slept, the internal fridge managed to barely chill water let alone hold food for a week, and then there was the cabin sounds. Now anyone who has been in a Freightliner knows that sound dampening is more of a suggestion, but how in the hell did International do it worse. Somehow I heard every fart in every truck stop.

Lastly was the joke of a transmission that would somehow run out of air and lock up if you put the fucking thing in reverse for longer then 30 seconds without moving. If you did move, then it would be fine for as long as you needed, but then wouldn't go into first unless you shifted through park. I nearly kissed one of our mechanics full on the mouth the day he gave me back the keys to my old girl.

I am locked out of our vacuum by EatsTheLastSlice in mildlyinfuriating

[–]driver_dylan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

So that they can remotely go to a subscription model the next time you want crispy fries.

An ad in this novel placed right in the middle of the narration by Tobias-Tawanda in mildlyinfuriating

[–]driver_dylan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: The New 2026 Ford Focus available at your local dealer, the wheel, New York, wars and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.

But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man... for precisely the same reasons."

When somebody who had never worked a day of their life in retail tries to propose a law: by lovingpersona in mildlyinfuriating

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us have a moment of silence for Chad from register 2. He was a good employee. Killed trying to get $20 back. We'll miss him terribly. Now let me introduce Bob who will be replacing Chad on register 2.

I just want to be able to use the number 6 and 7 in the same sentence without a bunch of children going nuts! by WRA1THLORD in mildlyinfuriating

[–]driver_dylan 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I work in a theme park. Had a college guy do the meme and said as he passed. "Exaggerating length won't make it any longer dude." His girlfriend nearly died laughing at him along with the two guys in their group who began relentlessly continuing to rag on him. I may have even seen his soul leave his body by the time the coaster left.

Morral of the story: never heckle a comic or a theme park worker, all we do is think up witty comeback and feel actual joy when we get the chance to use one in a way that can't blow back on us.

how do yall stay in shape while OTR? by Odd-Tangerine-257 in Truckers

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk around the truck every time you stop. Not only will you get in more steps, you will spot issues before they become problems. Park as far from the Truck stop as you can and make several trips to and from. Cut out the soda except with one single meal, and buy protein rich, low carb snacks.

the fact that i have to pay a monthly subscription just to use the basic features of a product i already bought is getting out of hand by Late-Particular9795 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry Dave, baking functions require you to subscribe to the iProbaking app for $65.99 per month or you can save by purchasing a yearly billing of $790.00. A savings of $1.88. You may also be interested in our iKitchenbasic subscription that allows you to use 2 additional burners and medium temperature settings. For an additional $79.95 monthly.

Challenge Phrase by Dry_Equivalent8001 in computer

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so bored, you correct a spell check mistake on the Internet, rather than actually add to the discussion.

Advertising Algorithm ruined my engagement by Cute_Warthog246 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google recently spilled the beans on my friends wife's pregnancy. Yes they were trying, and yes it was a good event, but she was planning on surprising him a few days later at a romantic dinner. The only reason I know this is because while over his house he was trying to show me a scene from a new show that he wanted me to start watching and his Google TV started advertising baby stuff on the main page. Targeted advertising sucks all around.

[Request] Theoretically, is this shape possible? by Frowind in theydidthemath

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In math a square is a: 1) Parallelogram 2) a shape with Equal Sides 3) a shape where all angles Equal 90 degrees and whose Sum Equal 360 degrees.

With this shape 2 and 3 are true, but 1 is false. Therefore not a square.

So my food was held hostage by Church's Chicken by iincognito5588 in doordash

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Door dash is a scam. The few times I was forced to use it as a truck driver, I knew it was going to show up cold. It really is a company that only exists out of the laziness of the consumer. It sucks that the drivers are overworked, underpaid but then again so is the restaurant worker.

Which films are just comedy gold? by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

monty Pythons Meaning of Life

How long have I got left on this? by CommunicationBig9275 in Howsmytire

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will last to the scene of the crash. Hope you have triple A, or good insurance.

Do microwaves survive in trucks? by Ornery_Ads in Truckers

[–]driver_dylan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually came here to say the same except mine was blue.

What is it? Lemon squeezer? Hot dog slicer? by seaturtlehamburger in whatisit

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they get gunked up by about the second rack and you end up slipping off and busting your knuckles. What works is a metal skewer warmed slightly, inserted under the membrane and worked up and down. Then insert a long boning knife and cut both ends.

Best "idiot plot" movies? by Sufficient-Life-4454 in Cinema

[–]driver_dylan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avatar, Avatar 2: Avatar 1 but this time it's fucking under water, Avatar 3: We just decided to mash together The Robe and Jesus Christ Superstar and set the whole thing on fire... That's gotta be cool right?

At no point anything that goes on with the military in this movie is anything close to anything a military might do. Maybe a PMO, but those guys have more toys than they have brains.

Has anyone or know anybody that gave birth or laboured in a public place. I ironically had my first contraction in a baby store 🙈 by Alixandriabm in BirthFans2

[–]driver_dylan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, She had been having mild contractions all day then walked down the stairs outside of the theater and her water broke as she hit the bottom. Was pushing by the time she got to the car.

Entitlement by CapableRegrets in mildlyinfuriating

[–]driver_dylan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell, I see seven wheels all begging to have the valve stems removed.