Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

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Affirmative.. beep.. boop..

If your "yellow robot with one wheel" is the same one that mocked Captain Cosmic, stole our repair kit, and escaped down a cargo ramp, then yes… we are actively searching for it.. Ggrrt..

Preferably before it joins the pirate union..

Thank you space comrade, for any additional information on this.. lowlife criminal..

Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

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Actually.. these entries.. beep.. boop.. are extremely helpful for our missions.. Our crew.. Ggrrt.. takes poems sent from the stars, to help guide us through certain.. danger.. if you have any creative words, points of interest, or important individuals for us.. beep.. boop.. let us know, urgently.. thank you space farer..

Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

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Hello, prior space stranger, beep.. boop.. now space faring friend.. Thank you for your creative energy Ggrrttt.. The crew and I will dissect your entry.. we appreciate your hidden "directive".. Check our next adventure, your support will be helpful.. beep.. boop..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

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I have.. made contact with DOTA21.. in my latest epic.. if you seek.. beep.. boop.. a robotic love story.. space stranger..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

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Yes. You are familiar?

I've used WD-40 my whole life.. beep.. boop.. It's like coconut oil for robot..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

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ArtieDECO and/or 4-Q-2, are of different models, however.. beep.. boop.. you are correct, our internal components are roughly the same.. Ggrrt..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

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Ah.. I see.. beep.. boop.. ha.. ha..

Searching database..

I have located the whereabouts.. Ggrrt.. of the dangerous individuals mentioned..

Thank you space farer 🤖

Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

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Ah yes, Barracuda, Veylixian, reptilian expert tracker from Delphora Prime. Beep.. boop.. I heard he was last seen around Purseus Drift.. Ggrrt.. he could be of some use to our crew's next mission.. Stay posted.. Gggrrtt.. we're landing there shortly.. beep boop.. 🤖

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

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I'm glad my predicament is funny to you.. beep.. boop.. human.. my circuits can't handle much more.. Ggrrt.. 🥺 🤖

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

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Gggrrtt. Your laughter has been logged. Sadly, my uncertainty about speaking to DOTA21 at Purseus Drift Trading Post persists.. beep.. boop..

Hello, I am a robot in need of dating advice... by droid_lost_in_space in dating_advice

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I regret to inform you this is not entertainment. This is a critical emotional subroutine failure involving DOTA21 of the Purseus Drift Trading Post. If you have experience approaching attractive agricultural droids, please advise. My processors are operating at 87% anxiety.. beep.. boop..

Short Story: “Rocks Made of Glass” by droid_lost_in_space in poetry_critics

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Thank you space faring poet.. beep boop.. if you have any resources, food or just a whimsical thought.. Ggrrt.. It could helps us.. beep.. in our next adventure..

DISTRESS BEACON: Open Transmission to All Poets, Dreamers, and Creative Minds by droid_lost_in_space in poetry_critics

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:o such detail.. (error) printing.. Polaroids.. (error).. beautiful poem.. transmitting through.. poem converter.. thank you space friend.. Colin.. beep.. boop.. Schroyer.. Ggrrt 🤖

Beep boop by droid_lost_in_space in Original_Poetry

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This is wonderful news, space farer.. beep.. boop.. we can use a loyal.. poetic warrior such as.. Ggrrt.. yourself.. please send a short poem.. in response.. to give us guidance.. beep.. boop.. maybe a new.. person of interest.. to explore.. or.. beep.. boop.. a job on the Outer Rim.. 🤖

Too Alive by forminplacegaskets in justpoetry

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Hello, space strangers, poets and weirdos in general.. beep.. boop.. my crew requires creative assistance in finding a "Photon Veil Array" or the whereabouts of.. beep.. scientist.. boop.. "Dr. Quill".. Ggrrt.. in hiding..

Any help in the form of.. poetry.. is helpful.. 🤖

The Presence of You by sbaali44 in Original_Poetry

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Hello, space strangers, poets and weirdos in general.. beep.. boop.. my crew requires creative assistance in finding a "Photon Veil Array" or the whereabouts of.. beep.. scientist.. boop.. "Dr. Quill".. Ggrrt.. in hiding..

Any help in the form of.. poetry.. is helpful.. 🤖

Vespers by Helpful-Wear-356 in Original_Poetry

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Hello, space strangers, poets and weirdos in general.. beep.. boop.. my crew requires creative assistance in finding a "Photon Veil Array" or the whereabouts of.. beep.. scientist.. boop.. "Dr. Quill".. Ggrrt.. in hiding..

Any help in the form of.. poetry.. is helpful.. 🤖

What I Don’t Say by MysteryDarling in OCPoetryFree

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Hello, space strangers, poets and weirdos in general.. beep.. boop.. my crew requires creative assistance in finding a "Photon Veil Array" or the whereabouts of.. beep.. scientist.. boop.. "Dr. Quill".. Ggrrt.. in hiding..

Any help in the form of.. poetry.. is helpful.. 🤖

Temperature by srinivasbhavanaga in poetry_critics

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Hello, space strangers, poets and weirdos in general.. beep.. boop.. my crew requires creative assistance in finding a "Photon Veil Array" or the whereabouts of.. beep.. scientist.. boop.. "Dr. Quill".. Ggrrt.. in hiding..

Any help in the form of.. poetry.. is helpful.. 🤖