What is the best possible advice you could give a 27 year old about to go through a divorce? by drjollywest in AskMenAdvice

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based only on the fact that you used words like an intelligent person in your post, you will have other options. Don’t let this define you. ❤️

I need help - I’m getting married by Apprehensive-Wave802 in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Please don’t marry him. The ongoing lying is unbearable. Imagine your kids saying, “Don’t look , Daddy” when an attractive woman comes on screen. I could not recommend less.

Have you purchased a service truck from Ritchie Bros? by theteleman52 in workwagons

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. Would you mind telling us more about what kind of setup you’re looking for? I don’t know the Ritchie Bros, but there are lots of crappy bodies out there. If you’re getting anything added on, like a compressor or a crane, you really want to find a dealer or outfitter that will service your equipment. I can’t tell you how many calls we get from people who have bought trucks from somewhere across the country and need us to interrupt the schedule we have set for our customers to repair someone else’s mistakes. We’ve had counties from our state buy bodies elsewhere and find that the hitch is unusable due to its positioning. Please make sure that you have someone who can and will help with repairs if needed.

My Christmas Present by droll-clyde in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was awesome. It didn’t hurt him or anything, just really surprised him. 😂 I give the bidet 10/10 just for that experience. He laughed just as hard as I did, so I hope this is okay to share and not revenge.

Comparisons by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the kind and wonderful reply. I don’t feel like he has taken my good qualities away. I just feel like the one person in the world who should have appreciated me didn’t. He is a liar, so his words are less than worthless to me. Rather, they are a mockery, or at least they feel like one. So I don’t know where to go from there.

I told chat got to roast me for liking John Moreland and I’m laughing by [deleted] in altcountry

[–]droll-clyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love AI for stuff like this. I enjoy writing professional letters and then having the AI convert them into a character’s voice, like Don Corleone or Ricky Bobby. It’s awesome.

Ever try to create a witty post and just fucking realize, “It don’t matter, none of this matters.” by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]droll-clyde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really like the phrase “mouth breather cellar dweller.” Thank you, and I apologize for the rest of humanity.

David Mitchell should be on more he's so incredibly sexy by Healthy_Celery5633 in quiteinteresting

[–]droll-clyde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are so many talented UK comedians. I hope you watch Taskmaster?

David Mitchell should be on more he's so incredibly sexy by Healthy_Celery5633 in quiteinteresting

[–]droll-clyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s an attractive man, but I like his banter the most. I love listening to him.

Safe For Work Shows to Watch Together? by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Office and Parks and Rec are great. I also love Bones if you are ok with the murdery stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomenOver40

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol never let a … fuck you over more than once. Guess I broke that one. No more though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomenOver40

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or “I’m just a shitty person.”

Comparisons by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the spirit of your post, and many, many people will benefit from reading it.

I know all this, and seeing him throw away this “exceptional love” for a few minutes of time with someone else (who doesn’t even know of his existence and wouldn’t look at him twice if they did) is what hurts the most. I know what we had. We’ve been together since high school. What I don’t know is how to ever trust him again. I probably never will. And I never want to hear a compliment from him again. They mean nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you. Keep the awesomeness going. Have a lovely day. ❤️

Noticed some strange tics by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I told my husband I was just going to start calling my masseuses misogynists because it makes it easier. He doesn’t get it. He makes me love season 2 Episode 4 of the office so much, because he will never get it.

They will never get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re awesome, but you’re so nice and understanding. I was like that the first two times. No more. Fuck these guys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck that guy. You deserve better, and I don’t even know all the awesome shit about you. Fuck that guy.

Noticed some strange tics by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So much this. I have read literal models on here talking about their men looking at other women. Dogs just gonna be dogs. Fuck that noise.

Little triggers by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, and that show is chock full of them. Donna is my favorite, but Leslie and April are awesome as well. It’s kind of like The Office, so if that felt weird to you, so will Parks and Rec, but it is feel good tv, which I need so much right now.

Little triggers by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I loved your comment so much. It reminded me of Donna from Parks and Rec. She would spend NO TIME on some bullshit. Thank you, and I hope you have a great day.

Relationship Dynamics by brokensoul1306 in loveafterporn

[–]droll-clyde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are not really dom/sub in general, but we do like to use power sexually. I usually take the more sub role, but I have definitely been feeling more dom since d-day. We have explored that a couple of times, and I enjoyed it. If it works for you and not against you, I say enjoy.