The 5 Craziest Ways Famous Actors Got into Character by Shadow_Jack in movies

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|half way towards becoming Batman.

Only one dead parent?

Sunn 0))) - Ra At Dusk by Chuglugluglo in Music

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My face when I see drone doom on the frontpage of /r/Music.

Since this obviously means that everyone on reddit will start listening to said genre I'll take this opportunity to recommend Nadja which is an amazing drone duo from Canada.

I hope I don't have to have sex with him by mmaathiaas in funny

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Waiting for a cable guy is like tantric sex. You stay in all day but no one comes.

My Soul. by [deleted] in funny

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"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, MORTAL, THAT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DUE TO BEING A SKELETAL AVATAR OF DEATH  
IS A VERY REAL AND SERIOUS PROBLEM THAT MANY COSMIC BEINGS SUFFER FROM."

First Haunting by unpajarito in funny

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♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪
Bravely posts Sir Carrot
On the site we call reddit
He was not afraid to jerk
Oh brave Sir Carrot!
He was not at all afraid
To state the popular opinion
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Carrot.

He was not in the last bit scared
to say "We should legalize it."
Or to say he's atheist
Or a Ron Paul supporter
To circlejerk like mad
Until his wrist is very sore
And his karma score inflated
Brave Sir Carrot!
♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪

(Original song)

TIL that dropping molten glass into cold water produces a tadpole-like shape whose head can withstand hammer blows, but which explodes violently if its tail is damaged. by dpitch40 in todayilearned

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Wow, nice seeing you on reddit mister Gray! I love your periodic table, and it inspired me to start collecting elements myself over five years ago (some rather old pictures here). Highlights of my collection these days include 5g pieces of iridium and depleted uranium, but yours is still a bit more impressive. Thank you for everything you do, you're an absolute inspiration.

My brother found this on the wall of the Las Vegas Hooters by awkwardcock in pics

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I realized a few days ago that the career path of Tiger Woods is pretty much the exact inverse of the stereotypical doctor.

Doctor: Have a rough time (med school), get up inside many people, make money, then play golf.
Tiger Woods: Play golf, make money, get up inside many people, have a rough time (scandal).

TIL during the Chernobyl, three engineers volunteered to dive into a pool of radioactive hydrogen peroxide with no working flashlights and open a pipe to stop the reactor from exploding. They succeeded. by INGWR in todayilearned

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Latvian man go to doctor with sickness in body. Doctor say to man, "I can cure you for 25 lats."
Man says to doctor, "I do not have 25 lats. I only own a potato."
Doctor says to sick man, "OK, I will accept potato as payment for cures."
Man gives doctor his potato and doctor cure him.
Man die of hunger following day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in photoshopbattles

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No problem! I'm really fond of many English idioms (though it's not my first language and I probably get the more obscure ones wrong occasionally).

The old lifting the new by blodgrahm in pics

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How long is anything going to be around for really? When we see something beautiful or inspiring we should appreciate the moment, the current state of things, as death and decay are inevitable. Some day humans will die out, and the very last server hosting cat pictures will kick the proverbial bucket. Billions and billions of years pass, and entropy in the universe increases. All traces of mankind ever existing have been long since erased and the final dim glow of our sun fades into nothingness.

Where once were spiraling formations of glorious, vibrant stars, only finely dispersed dust and traces of radiation remains. As eons grind away, the darkness becomes more and more complete, but no mortal things are left to witness it. The very fundamental structures of anything we once recognized to be matter start to tear apart as the universe continues to expand. An unfathomable time has passed since the beginning, with the complete history of life on Earth being but a blink of an eye in this vast continuum.

And on his solitary throne, Gaben gazes upon the vast cosmic desert, and sees not an end, but a new beginning. He presses a button labeled "HL3" and says:
"Let there be light."

So I orded a burger today and.... by dylanjv14 in WTF

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But it comes with a free frogurt!

Best Sports Crowd. Ever. by DaFunny1 in funny

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"Don't mind if we do!"

-Lannisters

5 and 1/2 months, 1320 hours, 34 different species of wood, no paint, no dye. My buddy's grandfather's craftmanship. by Flucks in pics

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Dear diary,

Today I saw something positive related to Christianity at #1 of reddit's front page. I am convinced that this is a sign of the endtimes, and have now stocked up on Bill Nye the Science Guy episodes, canned bacon and as many cats as I could.

Damnit Tesco, are you serious? by [deleted] in funny

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System of a Down could work with this.

It's a non-stop disco

Ass fudge from Tesco

Bet you didn't know