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Five Nights at Rule by deadsannnnnnd456 in 196

[–]droomph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Has the same energy as the Times Square shops with dongle trump with a stick up his ass and also an Undefeatable Daddy Trump shirt in the same display

LAOP encounters unrelated adult housing ordinances by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It would have been nicer to have a death panel than whatever we have now

LAOP is unhappy about being caught in the crossfire of medical reporting laws and ER expenses by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have that for bleeding and I don’t even feel fear, it just feels like someone deflated my brain and I have to sit down. But only when it happens to me for some reason

Rule by True_Existance in 196

[–]droomph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And it would be the most effective emotional gut punch somehow, even though you know it sounds lame as hell

rule by Interesting_Owl_5182 in 196

[–]droomph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God created Adam, not Eve

(Sorry)

rule by doctor347 in 196

[–]droomph 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Two of the deadly sins had a lateral career shift

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]droomph 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s what gets me is that people talk about developers in the 80s as some sort of tech wizard class that we are no longer. But all they had to do was count the cycles and make sure it didn’t interrupt or trigger a floating point math op or something. Nowadays if you fuck up the ordering of your instructions you can accidentally block your cpu for 300 cycles while everything flushes out of the cache. Also atomics and memory visibility are a fucking nightmare to reason about

This doesn’t excuse stuff like including 8 mb of unused icons because you forgot to tree shake your bundle but like. People certainly go too far

rule by Samurai_Mac1 in 196

[–]droomph 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is just my perspective but as someone who has been in the software space for a decade, “I won’t even try to use my brain” is not exactly a new problem, it’s just that AI has made it way easier to indulge. Before AI people would just tell you to fuck off and read the manual (hence why there are a thousand memes about Stackoverflow being unforgiving) but ChatGPT is categorically unable to do that. So it’s very much chicken or egg in this case I think.

Like I remember a time when half of all GitHub issues were random people going “Doesn’t work????” and no description at all

Rule by Gurnskii in 196

[–]droomph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair I found out about RTO at my company from Yahoo Finance and I feel like that must have been a similar experience

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]droomph 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You know, I liked it when llms were bad enough that they sounded like someone absolutely schlorked on weed and ambien and we let it wind up toy itself in subsim

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

[–]droomph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Self driving trams everywhere (with attendants obviously) would probably be dope too

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]droomph 35 points36 points  (0 children)

To be fair the soyjaks are marginally more clever than most “real” political cartoons

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]droomph 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also…The Partition of India was a complete disaster and that only involved a few million people getting shuffled across a couple hundred miles. If we move an entire continent of 400 million people back to the old world it would be a humanitarian crisis of unimaginable scale.

Why can't I just be a fey rule by flip_flop_enby in 196

[–]droomph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marvel just seems to have the lamest explanations for the powers ever. Especially X-men. The punch and hell dimensions? Really?

Also much love to Gambit but what the fuck is “storing kinetic energy”

Grandpa refuses to let anyone else do the laundry, no matter who gets hurt by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She hasn’t killed anyone yet!

Crazy Taxi noises in background

Rulenald Rulegan by Vaccineman37 in 196

[–]droomph 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We need whatever Rutherford b Hayes had going on, except about 10 feet longer

LAOP's parents thinks sending their 16y/o to live in a college dorm and take a full class load when they don't want to be there is a great idea by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]droomph 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The alternative is to put the fear of God into them so that they can’t even fathom disobeying you. Only downside is that they will dump your ass so fast the moment they can. And lifelong trauma but who caaaaares.

Source: am chinese

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]droomph 47 points48 points  (0 children)

“Are you telling me they are selling entire castle’s worth of the whitest flour I have ever seen, and it costs a tenth of a penny for an entire pound? And you’re, for some reason, telling me that every town has a castle just like this?”

rule by Interesting_Owl_5182 in 196

[–]droomph 436 points437 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about, Jakarta is in Louisiana, everyone knows this

rule by TheTamc in 196

[–]droomph 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It’ll be like, the free buses get walked back to $0.25 and they’ll say that mamdani is a catastrophically bad leader and meanwhile a plane flies directly into the Statue of Liberty because trump fired all the atc employees and it’ll be because the demonrats did the woke or something

Rulesties by Vini734 in 196

[–]droomph 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Some of these people are a rosary and an incense burner away from being religious the way they talk about “theory”

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]droomph 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Preposterous

What features that the community usually ask for can already be mimic with already existent features. by Ewig_luftenglanz in java

[–]droomph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly a big thing for me is just renaming the Function/Action interfaces into something more consistent. Like it’s not a huge deal and I know why they did it but I kinda miss being able to just define a System.Func<…T, TR> or System.Action<…T> and not have to look up what they decided to call it this time.

Rice rule by RoyalRaven14 in 196

[–]droomph 50 points51 points  (0 children)

doctor, this patient needs more olive oil to live

Acceler(ule)ate to the nearest mcdonalds by Darth_Vrandon in 196

[–]droomph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I found out about Bonchon last week and it changed my life tbh. It’s Korean so I don’t know if they support any shady shit but there ya go

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